So, I give up. I have loved Kobo but they have quit on me.
I still want to hang onto a couple of the ebooks that I bought from them though. I know I am sleep deprived right now, but I thought that I should be able to find them and move them somewhere (maybe Calibre).
I can't find them.

I don't care if you flame me, just tell me where they are hidden. I know at least some of you have transferred them, I just don't know how.