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  1.    #1  
    I hate the Pre so much I just got my 12th refurbished Pre. Here's what happened.

    First Pre: Dead pixel in the top right corner
    Second Pre: screen cracked
    Third Pre: sound failed
    Fourth Pre: video failed
    Fifth Pre: fell and shattered into a million peices
    Sixth Pre: Didn't feel right in my hand.
    Seventh Pre: Didn't sound right
    Eighth Pre: too laggy
    Ninth Pre: didn't forward my text messages
    Tenth pre: Wouldn't make me breakfast
    Eleventh Pre: Rejected my attempts at love making
    Twelvth Pre: started moving on it's own and making funny guttural sounds

    Ok i'm going to be receiving my 13th Pre now... I hate this phone so much I just need to replace it one more time because I have an obsessive compulsive disorder.
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    save yourself the time, reject the package when it arrives!
    There are four lights.
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    I usually don't comment much but this deserves a +100. Thanks.
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    Your tenth Pre rejected your advancements? Sounds like a personal problem.
    Treo 600 > Treo 650 > HTC Mogul (*****!) > HTC Touch Pro (***** squared!) > PRE! > Epic
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    Wow, that's dedication there.
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    i don't believe anything you say!
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    I don't get it... I just turned on my Pre and it told me on the screen "Go **** yourself"

    Decided to return it! I'll show it!!
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    Go Blue!

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    better yet,don't return it, give it to someone who deserve it and then go hang yourself,lol'.
    Btw,don't think you know how a Pre look like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weaser999 View Post
    Eleventh Pre: Rejected my attempts at love making
    That made me L-O-L right there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Brain_ReCall
    I'm an Embedded Software Engineer. My idea of a Good User Interface is printf().
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    I'm surprised Sprint doesn't cut you off with one of those pleasant letters "You're just not the customer we want"
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    That made my day, Thanks
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    my favorite one is:

    Sixth Pre: Didn't feel right in my hand.
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    The closet time u been to a Pre was sending your iphone in for a new battery!...VIRGIN!
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    I was having a horrible day until this post. Thanks for making my day! lol
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    My 40th pre just had a lousy attitude.... waiting to see how 41 behaves..
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    you're so lucky to be able to experience so many new pres
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    Still on my second Pre. He acted out early, but after sitting him down and telling him the story about the first Pre, he has respected me ever since.
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