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 Originally Posted by jtlapp
A Palm Pre walks into a bar and sits next to an Apple iPhone.
"What'll it be?" the bartender asks.
The Pre glances over at the iPhone, who is guzzling down an enormous jug of beer. "I'll have what he's having," the Pre says. The Pre pulls out a pen and paper and begins writing letters.
"So, you come here often?" the Pre asks the iPhone.
The iPhone continues to guzzle.
The Pre is stuffing envelopes, stamping them, and writing more letters when the enormous jug of beer arrives. The Pre says "Thanks" and slips a tip out of her left sleeve as she writes and lifts the jug with her right hand and begins guzzling.
The Pre looks at the iPhone again, and between swallows she says, "Don't have much to say, huh?" Her right hand slips a note to the bartender. It reads: "No music tonight?"
Apparently unaware of her, the iPhone continues staring up into the draining jug as the bartender shakes his head "No." The Pre drops a few letters into her satchel, simultaneously flipping a checkbook and calculator onto the bar.
"Have a favorite tune?" the Pre asks, speaking again between swallows.
The iPhone doesn't answer, and the Pre's feet begin tapping out a wild tune. The barflies pick up the beat and start dancing, and the Pre begins spinning in her chair, dropping more letters in her satchel with each turn, tapping on her calculator as she goes.
As the floor bounces, the iPhone continues to stare and guzzle.
Haha, not bad.
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