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  1. #241  
    It's really starting to go into the crapper around here...every other thread is about poo or monkeys!
  2. #242  
    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    Having never had the pleasure of water squirting upon me bunghole, I don't get how this works. I mean water shoots up to rinse you off, but now your crack is wet. Don't you now have to wipe to dry yourself??

    I would RTFM if I had one, in fact it would be perfect reading material on one of these contraptions, but since I don't, I will defer to any non invasive external enema practitioners.
    I'd prefer

    1. Wipe
    2. Wash
    3. Wipe

    Everyone here stops after step 1. Going the extra step(s) for cleanliness is worth it..
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  3. #243  
    That would have to be some heavy duty TP not to get wet and fall apart in yer bungholio.

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  5. #245 The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
  6. #246  
    Big difference between wiping out your **** and wiping your ****
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  8. #248  
    I'm full...too much chicken for me. The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
  9. #249  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Insertion Poo List

    GHOST POO: The kind where you feel the **** come out, but there is no **** in the toilet.

    CLEAN POO: The kind where you **** it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POO: The kind where you wipe your **** 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your **** and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POO: This happens when you're done poo-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poo some more.

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POO The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POO: The kind of poo that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POO: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POO: The kind of poo you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POO: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POO POO: The kind where you want to poo but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POO: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POO (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your **** cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POO: This poo refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poo-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POO: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poo!

    Courtesy of The Insertion Poo Foundation

    Clairegirl is so full of $hit.

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