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  1. #241  
    Insertion will judge.
    Unless CP, without a nudge,
    Shows up, like this in jest...
    Causing Insertion cardiac arrest!

    OMG! I'm blind, I'm blind!
    With that image forever etched in my mind.

    I know real soon we will surely find
    CP spouting rhymes that are all refined.

    I hope he doesn't show in a bikini made of rind,
    making funny faces and shaking his behind!
    Last edited by CAMike; 07/24/2005 at 01:55 PM.
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  2. #242  
    Ah, but CP has been quiet since
    My challenge to his rhyming.
    Is it that he's too afraid
    To commit to a structure of timing?

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  3. #243  
    i dominate in any structure, let me tell you this,
    i got what it takes to win, period, i aint gotta sell you this,
    my skill aint for sale like an eBay item,
    my rhymes play over and over in ya head, you cant fight em,
    what bout my hat Pamela, what do you see?
    go get ya a$$ beat by Tommy Lee, and stop staring at me.
    4 minutes is more than enough to take you,
    make you like some chicken and shake and bake you,
    your rhyme style is old, and i bet ya weave is fake too,
    welcome everyone to CP's rhyme thread,
    episode 1 belongs to me, let the director say "take two"

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  4. #244  
    Well you may dominate something,
    But it sure isn't knack for grammar.
    Yer punctuation sucks as well,
    Your word choice leaves us in a clamor.

    I think you watched 8 Mile
    One too many times,
    'Cause you're grasping for just anything
    That will with the line above, just rhyme.

    Don't worry about selling me anything,
    'Cause I'm sure not buying from you,
    And on eBay you wouldn't get starting bid,
    They'd read what you have, and say, "Phoo!"

    Your hat is hard to miss,
    But I don't see that Tommy Lee would defend
    Your right to wear such airbrush trash.
    You couldn't be his friend.

    Four minutes, let's see if you've got it
    To kick my little a$$.
    To go against the likes of me,
    You must have b*lls of brass.
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  5. #245  
    Bikinis...where the Hell are the bikinis??? The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
  6. #246  
    You want to see CP in a bikini? Ugh, you must be getting desparate.
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    the horror...
    I gotta have more cowbell
  8. #248  
    and the ***** The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
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    a three-hour tour
    I gotta have more cowbell
  10. #250  
    4 mins lets go...

    the name CP,
    aint easy to see me,
    but ill walk all over you like Drew does Mimi,

    yall wanna see me in a bikini,
    something like that wont be free,
    i dont get down like that, but if i did, it def wouldnt be free.

    last i checked this a message board not an essay,
    takes shots at my punctuation, that wont stress me,
    you made the challenge now the board will see who the best, ME.
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  11. #251  
    Oh, my gosh - are you kidding me?
    Your rhyme here is just LAME!
    Your words are not that challenging,
    And you just kept saying the same.

    Wake up, CP. You will not win,
    Bikini or not, it won't happen.
    When this is through, you'll shy away,
    'Cause your spirits I will dampen.
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  12. #252  
    ok im gonna take 4 minutes for real,
    last time didnt even take that long to finish the deal,
    in the time you take to post i could finish a meal,
    of course you gonna doubt me, but does the rest of the board feel?

    they can see that im real, that i come with the strongest,
    jus like in the bed, my game last the longest,

    yea girl it aint too late to jus admit you want to be wit me,
    ill be your bobby brown, you prolly a crackhead like whitney,

    aint been 4 miutes but i think i hurt ya feelings, i apologize,
    dont get mad at CP cuz ill always be the best in everyone's eyes...
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  13. #253  
    Four minutes it was, it was six,
    Just look at the time on my post...
    4 minutes from the last, those are the rules,
    This is the time to make it the most.

    Look here, CP, do you not know?
    I'm the queen of words and rhyming.
    Ask anyone on these here boards,
    Put out a call, they'll all come chiming.

    Now when you post in four little minutes,
    Make sure you read my post first, write on the fly,
    'Cause the showdown is for the real-time rhyme,
    Accepted are no words from stock replies.
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  14. #254  
    Eleven minutes and counting, busted.
    I even stayed awake.
    It's past my bedtime, as you can see,
    So our contest will have to wait.

    Pick a time in advance, CP,
    And I'll be here to fight.
    But 4 minutes a side (less you want something else)
    But we've gotta do it right.

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  15. #255  
    It's now all gone,
    The dark of night.
    But now and all along
    There's a problem in out sight...

    Our winning contestant, we could guess,
    and to organize, it's mediasi at her best.
    But in her rhyming battle dress,
    Of both roles, must one be suppressed?
  16. #256  
    I just got back, to our iambic thread
    Would have posted last night but went to be
    Surely thought the contest would be in full swing
    oops, pardon me I hear the phone ring...
  17. #257  
    That was the real estate agent
    had to take the call
    got a contract pending
    don't want it to fall

    But back to the contest
    that doesn't seem to be
    I know why "CP" and "medi" are stallin'
    The winner will have to face me

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    one's poem's read like quick minarets,
    speak in secret alphabets,
    I light another cigarette,
    learn to forget
    I gotta have more cowbell
  19. #259  
    I guess CP has given up...
    With words he was just a sinner.
    Looks like there's a forfeit here,
    And I'm declared the winner.
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  20. #260  
    Now that the JV round is complete
    welcome to the real tourney
    2 minutes apart if you think you're ready
    to take the varsity journey

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