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    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work
    24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
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    I really like #14
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    #4. I still go to bed at 6AM
    #16 Today I napped from noon until 19:00 The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

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    I can relate to #22
    The only time I ever made a mistake was when i thought I did and was mistaken.
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    #26 You actually pay your bills instead of tossing them in the trash
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    #27 The flight attendant is noticeably younger than you.
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    #28. You realize that using beer tabs to decorate your Christmas tree isn't that cool.
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    #29. You realize that living off coffee, cigarettes and beer really DOES take a toll on your body.
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    #29. When you are going to look at cd's you still refer to them as "records"
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    #31. You realize that an 8-track player would be a good thing because hey, who would ever want to steal that?
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    #32. The cashier at the Walgreens can't name the Top 10 tune (from when you were in high school) on the music system and says, "Yeah, they play a lot of oldies on that station."

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    #33. You hear the music kids listen to now blaring from a shaking car and say WTF?
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    #35. You realize that sugar, fat, preservatives and beer are NOT the four major food groups.
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    You're really grown up when your kids can start applying that list to themselves. (me!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by mediasi
    #31. You realize that an 8-track player would be a good thing because hey, who would ever want to steal that?

    I still have one of those with my dads tapes for the novelty of it all.
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    #35. You realize that sugar, fat, preservatives and beer are NOT the four major food groups.
    (by Mediasi)

    Pizza, chicken nuggets, hot dogs and chips & cheese are . . . .

    and it's been that way for the last ten years for that girl in the avatar (now 15).
    Last edited by gtwo; 07/15/2005 at 03:35 PM.
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    although being 24 i always fine myself saying to my friend when we are out "man look at that jail bait and how those kids speak....if i spoke that way i would have gotten my *beep* beaten 8 ways from i'm old...tomorrow i get my prostate checked and by the end of the week mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm! bring on the prunes"
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    #36. You remember standard oil company as Esso, Enco and Exxon
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