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  1. #81  
    note to self: feed mayonaise to tunafish.
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    "I'm not just going to be ignored Dan"

    "I love Harpo lord knows I do, but I will kill him dead before I let him beat me again"

    "And then"

  3. #83  
    dbd choices = win!!

    "Like, I'll **** into her **** hole and then she'll **** it back into my **** hole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth with the same ****."

    Selling my Palm things: just make an offer:
  4. #84  
    ''say hello to my little friend''
  5. #85  
    never give up, never surrender.
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    "my nuts are half way up my as$ but other than that i'm just perfect"

    Quote Originally Posted by switchedgear View Post
    father bull and son bull are standing on a hill overlooking a pasture full of cow. The son says dad lets run down there and **** one of those cows and the father says no son lets walk down there and **** them all.

    name that movie.
    Colors. Could swear they used the line in Sopranos too.
    Last edited by solarus; 08/06/2010 at 11:47 PM.
  7. #87  
    "im not going down no more'' rocky 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by zmann View Post
    ''say hello to my little friend''
    sorry verwon,,u beat me to this one,,,i missed it.
  9. #89  
    I got gaps. You got gaps. Together we fill gaps.
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    "Run, fir fun, what the hell kind a fun is that?"
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    "The royal pe**s is clean"
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    "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too."
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    "this is my BOOOMstick"
  14. #94  
    We're gonna need a bigger boat.
  15. #95  
    We got no food, we got no jobs.................our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ltlruss View Post
    "I went to the f***ing lot to get my f***ing car that wasn't there"
    "Where's your receipt"
    "I threw it out"
    "Your f***ed!"
  17. #97  
    Because the language filter will kill this quote... replace the "B" in the first word with "Sh"

    [holding up a beer] "Bitter's full!"
  18. #98  
    "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?! "
  19. #99  
    " If that thing had nine lives, he just spent em all. Whoo!"
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