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weebles wobble but they don't fall down
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The Perfect Dump
Every once in a while, everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare, but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.
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[QUOTE=dbdoinit;2710411]The Perfect Dump
Every once in a while, everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare, but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.[/QUOTE]
Danny boy ..... You are just not right man !! Lol ltm ltm ltm ha ha
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[QUOTE=Shadavis08;2710434]Danny boy ..... You are just not right man !! Lol ltm ltm ltm ha ha[/QUOTE]
The Cling-On Dump
You've finished, but there's one morsel that refuses to drop. You grip the seat with both hands and wriggle. You twist and squeeze, but the little so-and-so just hangs there, suspended, clinging like a canned peach between you and the water below. If only you had some scissors......
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Am i thread crapping? :rolleyes:
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[quote=dbdoinit;2710446]Am i thread crapping? :rolleyes:[/quote]
It would appear so... :p
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[QUOTE=dbdoinit;2710446]Am i thread crapping? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Yes, indeed you are!
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The Encore Dump
You're done.
You wipe, dress, flush, wash hands and are about to leave, when suddenly, you feel another dump coming on. You must therefore return for a curtain call.
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So are you saying to **** or get off the pot?
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dbd gives himself standing ovations in the bathroom...
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[QUOTE=verwon;2710479]dbd gives himself standing ovations in the bathroom...[/QUOTE]
:eek:
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Just the topic that Verwon Buttercup or Blaize Babycakes would appreciate being discussed in a thread dedicated to them. :(
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[QUOTE=berdinkerdickle;2710492]Just the topic that Verwon Buttercup or Blaize Babycakes would appreciate being discussed in a thread dedicated to them. :([/QUOTE]
Personally, I am no longer surprised by ANY topic that comes up in this thread, anymore!
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yep. this thread's in the toilet.
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It's full of commodians that should be flushed!
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...might want to open a window too.
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I agree with all of dbd's recent posts. :D
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[QUOTE=Micael;2710520]...might want to open a window too.[/QUOTE]
Good thing I picked up some Febreze last night!
