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    Wouldn't it be funny if we could see farts?
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    You can. Use a match. The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

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    click the picture...
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    Rotten green eggs and ham. Sorry, that was bad... even for my low standards of humor.
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    Anybody see "American Inventor" last nite? A guy invented a charcoal pad you wear in your underwear (like a ladies "pad") to absorb the smell of farts to avoid embarassment.

    None of the judges liked the idea, one saying it is the noise that is embarrasing.
    The inventor countered that you can often hide the noise with a "sneeze" or something- but they were not buying the idea. He should have mentioned the "silent-but-deadly" kinds of flatulence.

    I liked the idea... though marketing would be a problem...
    "Here, dear, I thought you might like these!"
    Nobody would admit they need the product- but they may need it anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    You can. Use a match.
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    But then you could never sneak around the office and go cropdusting.

    > When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in
    > your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came
    > from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has
    > been expelled.
    > Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

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    Not a good idea if you work out of your house or a small office.

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    Insertion....Of course you could use matches..

    What I meant was, instead of "manually" revealing them, they emitted little green clouds.

    (I originally typed this after a couple of drinks at the bowling alley. I thought of it in the bathroom and started laughing while peeing at the urinal. The guy next to me got mad - "I wasn't looking - honest!" He wanted to fight...weird)

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