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    1) January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    2) February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
    labels...Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    3) March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
    said "2-4 years!"

    4) April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    5) May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
    water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    6) June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a

    7) July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later,
    other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    8) August - Got locked out of my car in rain swamped
    because soft top was open.

    9) September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    10) October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    11) November - Baked turkey for 4 1 /2 days.....instructions said 1
    hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

    12) December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
    button on the stupid phone !

    What a year!!
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    Did you hear about the blond hockey team that drowned during spring training?
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    I gotta have more cowbell
  4. cardio's Avatar
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    Hey now, there is only one blond joke....

    The rest are true stories
    "If It Weren't For The United States Military"
    "There Would Be NO United States of America"

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