It's been a great few years. I really, really think you're wonderful. But, you're young, and don't understand how this whole phone thing works. I got a new job, with a free Verizon line, and I sat for months with two phones, holding on to shreds of hope that maybe, just maybe something wonderful was around the corner. Maybe you'd announce at CES. Maybe you would get it together, and realize how far behind the times you were. Maybe anything.

I think you're great, but right now, it's time to move on. I'm getting a 4G phone on big red in a few weeks. By the time my contract is up, hopefully I'll be able to buy a 4G phone from you too, with apps, tablets, and all the other goodness you promise. I would really, really love to. But right now, I just have to move on. I've seen this movie before, and I know how it ends.

See you in 2013.