Being a dork/geek from suburbia I don't get into the big city often. This week, while walking 'off the beaten track' I let my mind wander and felt a bit of panic. What if I got robbed? I could hear the TV announcer say "Suburban man beaten and robbed for his cell phone. But OH! WHAT A CELL PHONE!!!!"

I snapped back to reality in an instant, when I realized the panhandlers are more impressed with my shoes then my cellphone.