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  1.    #1  
    TreoCentral Staff:

    Please, please help us search
    We like to see if others posts
    Will help us in our daily quests
    For the answers we need most.

    There's some who kick and scream, you see
    Assuming no one looks around 'fore,
    But for us who do, it's really a matter of
    We hunted, but found no more.

    A search for phrases, a search for ALL words
    These I would love to see
    So I can help cut down the posts
    Of "Doofus, search the history!"

    Simple words may brings thousands results
    Maybe one I need is buried down deep;
    But if I could say "Hey, search FOR ALL"
    I may not have to make a peep.

    And users here and users there
    Will have to find another way to vent,
    Cause when I searched I may just find
    The handy tool knew just what I meant.

    A NOT term function would be a bonus
    'Cause sometimes the common is not what we need
    But something obscure, perhaps uncovered quests,
    And then when we post we'll plant a seed...

    Of uncovered territory that will spark new talks
    About something we never thought about
    Something new, something fresh
    Something searched for that couldn't be found.

    I know it's not an easy task,
    But the PHP language will certainly help,
    And some guru may even be on these forums,
    Holler out, maybe he'll yelp.

    Please, oh please, save me some time,
    And likewise keep the kind words flowing.
    Otherwise I feel like I'm stuck on the waters...
    Just rowing, rowing and rowing.
  2. #2  
    Wiggidy Wiggidy Whack,
    Your poem is utter crap.
    The search is fine,
    Please quelch your whine,
    A beer you should toss back.
  3. #3  
    mediasi, great poem, however we are limited by the capabilities of the third party software ,vbulletin, that we use to power our forums. We're working on a solution to help guide new users to the right answer before wanting to post.
    -Michael Ducker
    TreoCentral Staff
  4. #4  
    Quote Originally Posted by evilghost
    Wiggidy Wiggidy Whack,
    Your poem is utter crap.
    The search is fine,
    Please quelch your whine,
    A beer you should toss back.

    Wiggidy Wiggidy Whack
    Your response is utter crap
    the search is bad
    you should know that lad
  5. #5  
    Quote Originally Posted by Proud_Papa
    Wiggidy Wiggidy Whack
    Your response is utter crap
    the search is bad
    you should know that lad
    Too bad you don't know how to compose a limerick ttrundle. You're missing the last sentence.
  6. #6  
    Quote Originally Posted by evilghost
    Too bad you don't know how to compose a limerick ttrundle. You're missing the last sentence.
    He could've finished it with "dogs are bad".
    I'm back!

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