Ode To Jason Robitaille (To The Tune Of Mr. Tambourine Man)

powerbyte · 08:37 AM

From the mouth of Jason himself, he is considering leaving the WebOS scene. As a tribute to him, I have penned a mediocre at best verison of Bob Dylan's Tambourine Man, to convince him to stay (hey I wrote it in like 10 minutes), hopefully he realizes how much we appreciate his work.

Hey Mr. Robitaille, can you make a patch for me?
There's no light here on my video, and it's dark outside.
WebOS Patch Guru, patch my precious Pre.
When my email does not landscape, I'll come following you.

Take my Pre and patch it,
with your magic patching tools
Those who don't will look like fools
Cause their phone, it will not rule
Causing others to just drool
You are the a savior of the Palm Pre patch community.....

Hey Mr. Robitaille, can you make a patch for me?
There's no light here on my video, and it's dark outside.
WebOS Patch Guru, patch my precious Pre.
When I need to install my Preware, I'll come following you.

You provide the software,
To make Pre's and Pixi's soar.
Making iPhones just a bore.
And the Androids's just to snore.
And show the other phones the door.
You cannot leave, we need your magic patches now....

Hey Mr. Robitaille, can you make a patch for me?
There's no light here on my video, and it's dark outside.
WebOS Patch Guru, patch my precious Pre.
When my icons are 3 by 3, I'll come following you.

And to the tune of "We Are The World"

There comes a time
When your Pre may need some work
To be the best...smartphone...it can be
Yes, it may be crashing
And it's time to apply a patch.
To your Pre, the greatest phone of all.

We can't go on, with our Pre the way it is.
Without a Patch, somewhere to make a change.
We are all a part of the WebOS community.
And the truth, QuickInstall is all we need.

We want a patch
Canuck delivers
We want the Pre to be the best phone out there
Make f a n b o y s shiver...

There's a choice we're making
WebOS patching glee...
It's true Jay makes a better Pre
Believe you me.

OOOOOOHHHHH

4 by 4 patch
Gives our phone the proper room.
To throw apps together on one page.
As Jason has shown us.
By turning on the Pre Flashlight.
Now we all must fight the toughest fight.

We want a patch
Canuck delivers
We want the Pre to be the best phone out there
Make f a n b o y s shiver...

There's a choice we're making
WebOS patching glee
It's true Jay makes a better Pre
Believe you me.

(Sung Directly to Jason)

When You're Down and out
There seems no hope at all.
With Precentral.net there's no way you can fall.
WELL WELL WELL WELL
Just realize, that the fans stand behind you.
And those who don't well they can just go SCREW!!

We want a patch
Canuck delivers
We want the Pre to be the best phone out there
Make f a n b o y s shiver...

There's a choice we're making
WebOS patching glee...
It's true Jay makes a better Pre
Believe you me.

andywoodstick · 03/10/2010, 04:38 PM

ive told all my friends about you

Colonel Kernel · 03/10/2010, 04:41 PM

Okay, so who's going to film themselves playing this now? Perhaps use the Pre's video camera with his Flash patch.

orizzle · 03/10/2010, 04:42 PM

lol funny

powerbyte · 03/10/2010, 04:48 PM

so somone break out their guitar and sing it up......

mrloserpunk · 03/10/2010, 04:50 PM

idk, he might leave if someone does make it.....

Spader · 03/10/2010, 05:17 PM

Anyone who votes NO on this poll needs to turn in their Pre and head for the nearest exit.

As for the song... um... well... I wouldn't quit your day job.

powerbyte · 03/10/2010, 05:34 PM

now that wasn't very nice....lol

Shadavis08 · 03/10/2010, 05:40 PM

WOW that was interesting ! lol

jokerzwyld77 · 03/10/2010, 05:46 PM

powerbyte - that was AWESOME, still giggling! Thanks for that, been a long day

Finally Pre · 08:08 PM

+1
To the post below this one - Anytime Powerbyte. May PreCentral shine on!

powerbyte · 03/10/2010, 07:58 PM

Thank You Finally Pre!

063_xobx · 03/10/2010, 08:00 PM

someone voted no time for a witch hunt

xome1983 · 03/10/2010, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 063_xobx

someone voted no time for a witch hunt

I was thinking the same thing. I spent 5 years in Montana, I know how to fire a gun...repeatedly...

063_xobx · 03/10/2010, 08:05 PM

nah we should throw droids at them theyre pretty heavy and could do some damage

powerbyte · 03/10/2010, 08:12 PM

U know....I actually thought about making the poll public, but then I forgot...shoulda done it...

But then again....maybe it was Jason himself!

Finally Pre · 03/10/2010, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerbyte

U know....I actually thought about making the poll public, but then I forgot...shoulda done it...

But then again....maybe it was Jason himself!

oh no. I never thought of that. Now that is what I call thinking outside the box.
Yet, I doubt it was him. You and I may...well...

To Jason

063_xobx · 03/10/2010, 08:22 PM

im thinking of making my own song now perhaps mr.crowley changed to mr.Robitaille

xome1983 · 03/10/2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 063_xobx

im thinking of making my own song now perhaps mr.crowley changed to mr.Robitaille

I could try my hand at writing something too, I'll google some musical inspiration and see what I can come up with. Do I smell an EP? Anyone?

netwrkr9 · 03/10/2010, 08:29 PM

I voted yes because there wasn't a HELL YEAH!

View Poll Results: Do you want Jason Robitaille to continue working with WebOS?
YES	148	99.33%
NO	1	0.67%
Voters: 149. You may not vote on this poll

03/10/2010, 04:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
powerbyte Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ocala Florida Posts: 512 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 64 Thanked 226 Times in 72 Posts	Ode To Jason Robitaille (To The Tune Of Mr. Tambourine Man) From the mouth of Jason himself, he is considering leaving the WebOS scene. As a tribute to him, I have penned a mediocre at best verison of Bob Dylan's Tambourine Man, to convince him to stay (hey I wrote it in like 10 minutes), hopefully he realizes how much we appreciate his work. Hey Mr. Robitaille, can you make a patch for me? There's no light here on my video, and it's dark outside. WebOS Patch Guru, patch my precious Pre. When my email does not landscape, I'll come following you. Take my Pre and patch it, with your magic patching tools Those who don't will look like fools Cause their phone, it will not rule Causing others to just drool You are the a savior of the Palm Pre patch community..... Hey Mr. Robitaille, can you make a patch for me? There's no light here on my video, and it's dark outside. WebOS Patch Guru, patch my precious Pre. When I need to install my Preware, I'll come following you. You provide the software, To make Pre's and Pixi's soar. Making iPhones just a bore. And the Androids's just to snore. And show the other phones the door. You cannot leave, we need your magic patches now.... Hey Mr. Robitaille, can you make a patch for me? There's no light here on my video, and it's dark outside. WebOS Patch Guru, patch my precious Pre. When my icons are 3 by 3, I'll come following you. And to the tune of "We Are The World" There comes a time When your Pre may need some work To be the best...smartphone...it can be Yes, it may be crashing And it's time to apply a patch. To your Pre, the greatest phone of all. We can't go on, with our Pre the way it is. Without a Patch, somewhere to make a change. We are all a part of the WebOS community. And the truth, QuickInstall is all we need. We want a patch Canuck delivers We want the Pre to be the best phone out there Make f a n b o y s shiver... There's a choice we're making WebOS patching glee... It's true Jay makes a better Pre Believe you me. OOOOOOHHHHH 4 by 4 patch Gives our phone the proper room. To throw apps together on one page. As Jason has shown us. By turning on the Pre Flashlight. Now we all must fight the toughest fight. We want a patch Canuck delivers We want the Pre to be the best phone out there Make f a n b o y s shiver... There's a choice we're making WebOS patching glee It's true Jay makes a better Pre Believe you me. (Sung Directly to Jason) When You're Down and out There seems no hope at all. With Precentral.net there's no way you can fall. WELL WELL WELL WELL Just realize, that the fans stand behind you. And those who don't well they can just go SCREW!! We want a patch Canuck delivers We want the Pre to be the best phone out there Make f a n b o y s shiver... There's a choice we're making WebOS patching glee... It's true Jay makes a better Pre Believe you me. __________________ I likey take apart thingies.... Last edited by powerbyte; 03/11/2010 at 08:37 AM. Reason: took out certain refrences
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03/10/2010, 04:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
andywoodstick Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 59 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	ive told all my friends about you
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03/10/2010, 04:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Colonel Kernel Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 773 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 191 Thanked 101 Times in 58 Posts	Okay, so who's going to film themselves playing this now? Perhaps use the Pre's video camera with his Flash patch.
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03/10/2010, 04:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
orizzle Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Miami, Fl Posts: 236 Likes Received: 1 Thanks: 48 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts	lol funny
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03/10/2010, 04:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
powerbyte Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ocala Florida Posts: 512 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 64 Thanked 226 Times in 72 Posts	so somone break out their guitar and sing it up......
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03/10/2010, 04:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
mrloserpunk Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Syracuse Posts: 2,564 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 740 Thanked 442 Times in 327 Posts	idk, he might leave if someone does make it.....
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03/10/2010, 05:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Spader Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Arizona, US Posts: 1,449 Likes Received: 1 Thanks: 144 Thanked 362 Times in 241 Posts	Anyone who votes NO on this poll needs to turn in their Pre and head for the nearest exit. As for the song... um... well... I wouldn't quit your day job. __________________ Follow me on teh Twitterz
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03/10/2010, 05:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
powerbyte Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ocala Florida Posts: 512 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 64 Thanked 226 Times in 72 Posts	now that wasn't very nice....lol
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03/10/2010, 05:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
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03/10/2010, 05:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
jokerzwyld77 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: PRE YOUR MIND!!! Posts: 152 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 66 Thanked 33 Times in 26 Posts	powerbyte - that was AWESOME, still giggling! Thanks for that, been a long day
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03/10/2010, 06:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Finally Pre Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,558 Likes Received: 24 Thanks: 411 Thanked 431 Times in 266 Posts	+1 To the post below this one - Anytime Powerbyte. May PreCentral shine on! __________________ Sprint: 2-TouchPad 32g, Frank.-Pre-2, Pre-, MiFi & 1-LG Lotus with Xlink tied to home handsets. Backups: 650 & 700wx HP Please release the CDMA Pre3 phones! We want them!!! Last edited by Finally Pre; 03/10/2010 at 08:08 PM.
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03/10/2010, 07:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
powerbyte Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ocala Florida Posts: 512 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 64 Thanked 226 Times in 72 Posts	Thank You Finally Pre! __________________ I likey take apart thingies....
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03/10/2010, 08:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
063_xobx Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ Posts: 3,470 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 215 Thanked 942 Times in 551 Posts	someone voted no time for a witch hunt
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03/10/2010, 08:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
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03/10/2010, 08:12 PM	#16 (permalink)
powerbyte Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ocala Florida Posts: 512 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 64 Thanked 226 Times in 72 Posts	U know....I actually thought about making the poll public, but then I forgot...shoulda done it... But then again....maybe it was Jason himself! __________________ I likey take apart thingies....
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03/10/2010, 08:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
063_xobx Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ Posts: 3,470 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 215 Thanked 942 Times in 551 Posts	im thinking of making my own song now perhaps mr.crowley changed to mr.Robitaille
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03/10/2010, 08:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
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