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    Quote Originally Posted by 063_xobx View Post
    Too thick for anyone to buy them, people want thin
    Form over functionality.
    The way I like my women
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    That and hard to find much function when you can't fit it in your pocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by vasekvi View Post
    There have been no reports of what hardware combination constitutes a chuck pre as of yet, and those who really know what they are doing are trying hard to figure it out.
    It's simply a function of whether your Pre's OMAP3430 chip came from a great production lot or not -- and even on the same wafer characteristics can vary significantly from die to die. I test chips for a living, so I'm pretty familiar with the process variations that cause these differences.

    There is no "hack". If you don't have a Chuck Norris Pre, all you can do is buy another Pre and hope it was blessed with better genes. That's it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xcomputerman View Post

    There is no "hack". If you don't have a Chuck Norris Pre, all you can do is buy another Pre and hope it was blessed with better genes. That's it.
    It's not that easy for me to abandon my kids
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    So what you're saying is that it's impossible to make Chuck Norris wear pink underwear?
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    You can't make Chuck do anything, all you can do is ask nicely and hope he doesn't roundhouse kick you
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    Quote Originally Posted by 063_xobx View Post
    You can't make Chuck do anything, all you can do is ask nicely and hope he doesn't roundhouse kick you
    Well said...
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    As you can see Chuck doesn't grow hair on his legs he grows jeans
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    @063_xobx Maybe some "photoshopped" Palm Pres would be appropriate in Chuck Norris's hands instead of the Uzzis?...
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    Those were Pres, but he felt like using his 2nd amendment rights and who am I to say no to Chuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 063_xobx View Post
    Those were Pres, but he felt like using his 2nd amendment rights and who am I to say no to Chuck?
    Very funny...I know I wouldn't refuse him our 2nd amendment rights...
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    I sleep soundly knowing that if he wanted to kill me, he'd shoot me instead of roundhouse kicking me to death
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    He better watch out for Bruce Pre
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    He better watch out for Bruce Pre
    In hindsight that probably would've been funnier if I had photoshopped the "Bruce Lee bowlcut" onto a Pre...
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    Thanks but it's not the same... Oh the joke that could've been...
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