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  1.    #1  
    I asked my Pre to find my socks,
    I asked my Pre to play Xbox
    I asked my Pre to make me lunch
    I asked my Pre for Crunch and Munch

    I asked my Pre to learn guitar
    I asked my Pre to drive my car
    I asked my Pre to cook me dinner
    I asked my Pre to make me thinner

    I asked my Pre to sing and dance
    I asked my Pre to take a chance
    I asked my Pre to marry me
    Alas, my Pre, it could not be.

    For the Pre is just a Phone
    With apps and games, and neat ringtones.
    So when you ask your Pre "to do"
    Remember that it's not like you.

    You want Pre to do everything
    But to the table, nothing you bring
    Demands are plenty in your life
    So you treat you Pre with hate and strife.

    Please be kind and gentle to Pre
    And think of all the good that can be.
    Look at your Pre, and throw it a bone.
    Remember that it's JUST A PHONE!

    Have a WONDERFUL day people!
    I likey take apart thingies....
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    I respond to you in Haiku...

    The Pre is my phone
    It can do things I can't do.
    Touchstone charge lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by powerbyte View Post
    I asked my Pre to find my socks,
    I asked my Pre to play Xbox
    I asked my Pre to make me lunch
    I asked my Pre for Crunch and Munch

    I asked my Pre to learn guitar
    I asked my Pre to drive my car
    I asked my Pre to cook me dinner
    I asked my Pre to make me thinner

    I asked my Pre to sing and dance
    I asked my Pre to take a chance
    I asked my Pre to marry me
    Alas, my Pre, it could not be.

    For the Pre is just a Phone
    With apps and games, and neat ringtones.
    So when you ask your Pre "to do"
    Remember that it's not like you.

    You want Pre to do everything
    But to the table, nothing you bring
    Demands are plenty in your life
    So you treat you Pre with hate and strife.

    Please be kind and gentle to Pre
    And think of all the good that can be.
    Look at your Pre, and throw it a bone.
    Remember that it's JUST A PHONE!

    Have a WONDERFUL day people!
    awesome except im a red sox fan. bygones
  4.    #4  
    how do you feel about the number 27 joe
  5. #5  
    beautiful
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    Quote Originally Posted by powerbyte View Post
    I asked my Pre to find my socks,
    I asked my Pre to play Xbox
    I asked my Pre to make me lunch
    I asked my Pre for Crunch and Munch

    I asked my Pre to learn guitar
    I asked my Pre to drive my car
    I asked my Pre to cook me dinner
    I asked my Pre to make me thinner

    I asked my Pre to sing and dance
    I asked my Pre to take a chance
    I asked my Pre to marry me
    Alas, my Pre, it could not be.

    For the Pre is just a Phone
    With apps and games, and neat ringtones.
    So when you ask your Pre "to do"
    Remember that it's not like you.

    You want Pre to do everything
    But to the table, nothing you bring
    Demands are plenty in your life
    So you treat you Pre with hate and strife.

    Please be kind and gentle to Pre
    And think of all the good that can be.
    Look at your Pre, and throw it a bone.
    Remember that it's JUST A PHONE!

    Have a WONDERFUL day people!
    "You use you tongue prettier than a twenty dollar w h o r e "
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    Quote Originally Posted by powerbyte View Post
    how do you feel about the number 27 joe
    I feel Dizamn good about the number 27...
    Obviously.

    Not to thread Jack...so I will put it in Rhyme...

    Swept in Four, there's the door
    While we sit in heaven, with number 27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Longstrider View Post
    I feel Dizamn good about the number 27...
    Obviously.

    Not to thread Jack...so I will put it in Rhyme...

    Swept in Four, there's the door
    While we sit in heaven, with number 27

    WOOT!
    I likey take apart thingies....
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    hahaha

    Great stuff... I shall reply in limerick

    There was a poster on PreCentral
    Who may have been just a bit mental
    Powerbyte is the name
    And rhyming is the game
    With prose about Pre, transcendental
  10.    #10  
    Ahhhhhh.....we have replies in Haiku, Limerick, and regular poetry.....can anyone else reply in another type of fashion? Have we covered all the bases?

    Maybe reply in abstract art?
    I likey take apart thingies....
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    Yeah I bet there are more
    And I can't think of any
    Now my brain is hurting
    Killing me from the inside
    Every time I think
    Every time I move
    Something hurts.

    So I sit here trying to recover
    Unable to do so
    Cursing to the heavens
    Kicking and screaming the whole way.
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    Emo Poetry.....CLASSIC!
    I likey take apart thingies....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Longstrider View Post
    I feel Dizamn good about the number 27...
    Obviously.

    Not to thread Jack...so I will put it in Rhyme...

    Swept in Four, there's the door
    While we sit in heaven, with number 27

    Just goes to show....anything's for sale eh? The price this year was around $201 mil
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    Quote Originally Posted by dodgerblue View Post
    Just goes to show....anything's for sale eh? The price this year was around $201 mil
    More actually, about 1.75 billion since their last title.
  15. #15  
    Aptly put!
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    And yet...they play within the rules that they are given by MLB.....we can't blame them....gotta blame the system....Personally I think there should be a $70 million dollar floor, and a $150 million dollar ceiling....

    Just remember...if that happens, they great players will STILL come to NY, LA and BOSTON....THEY ALWAYS HAVE.....THEY ALWAYS WILL!

    So I say sorry to all those small market teams........
    I likey take apart thingies....
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    PS.....let's not make this a baseball thread for too long....this thread was about the Pre....don't want admins to think it needs to be moved
    I likey take apart thingies....
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    My Pre is a pitcher.

    There....now the focus is back on Pre
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    Quote Originally Posted by powerbyte View Post
    Ahhhhhh.....we have replies in Haiku, Limerick, and regular poetry.....can anyone else reply in another type of fashion? Have we covered all the bases?
    Don't forget prose.

    But let me answer this portion of your post:
    For the Pre is just a Phone
    ...
    You want Pre to do everything
    I want my Pre to do everything that a smartphone should do.
    I want my Pre to do things that the Centro could do.

    I'd like to quickly check my calender events
    2 seconds between day flips makes no sense

    I'd like to set a repeating task
    I'd like the battery to last all day. It's not too much to ask.

    When the phone rings, the buttons I touch
    But the OS can get so busy that apparently answering is too much.

    There's more that I could say
    But that's enough complaining for today.
    Twitter: dullgeek
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    I asked my Pre, "Do you voice dial?"
    "I won't do that for quite a while."
    I asked my Pre "What about MSN?"
    "Wait eight months, then ask me again."
    "How about a call blocking list, to keep out the jerks?"
    "No, but I promise I'll make sure that iTunes works."
    "And the App Catalog, surely that must be kinder..."
    "It's mostly a collection of restaurant finders."
    "Remind me what it was that made you so influential."
    "It's not about capability, but more about potential.
    If useful functions is what you're about,
    Just wait till 2012, when WebOS 2.0 comes out!"


    Kidding! I couldn't resist.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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