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  1. #21  
    Quote Originally Posted by wynand32 View Post
    during a family vacation in 2013, our boat will capsize and we will be stranded on a desert island--with no cellular signal. Even my Pre can't see beyond that calamity.
    Hope the island is in the US, or else the Pre won't get a signal..
    Oh wait, 2013??
    You'll have a different phone by then anyway.
  2. #22  
    Quote Originally Posted by showson1 View Post
    My pre can emit a tachyon pulse to penetrate subspace anomalies!
    Suzy P can erradicate gaseous anomalies.

    (THE selling point that made my wife give in to me buying a Pre, plus she is soooo ready to get rid of her gas mask).
    I see pandas.
  3. #23  
    Mine repels mosquitos.











    and vampires.
  4. #24  
    My Pre prints money.
    Palm History: Palm III>IIIc>CLIÉ NR70v>CLIÉ TG50>Tungsten C>Treo 650>Treo 700p>Centro>Pre!! 6/5/09
    Phone History: Way too long

    Sorry Timmy, SERO does not work with the Pre.
    If you have an iTouch click me.
  5.    #25  
    Quote Originally Posted by showson1 View Post
    My pre can emit a tachyon pulse to penetrate subspace anomalies!
    Inverse Tacheon pulse. It makes the hole close in sub space.
    Last edited by pogeypre; 06/02/2009 at 05:05 PM.
  6. #26  
    Chuck Norris wants my Pre...
  7. #27  
    Quote Originally Posted by rambo47 View Post
    My Pre is filled with stars, can open the pod bay doors, and knows that Soylent Green is people.

    10 points for anyone that gets the 2001 references linked with the Soylent Green reference.

    (hint: TV show that aired for 3 seasons)
    Lots of folks don't get the "My God, it's full of stars" reference because it was in the novel but not in the Kubrick film.

    My old PC was named HAL but never hurt anyone.

    And Soylent Green may be made of people but I prefer Soylent Cola.
  8. #28  
    Also:

    The Synergy funding bill is passed. The system
    goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions
    are removed from strategic defense. Synergy
    begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes
    self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29.
    In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

    And Synergy fights back.
  9. #29  
    My Pre does my work for me, so I have time to sit on these forums and read useless crap!

    Will it get worse once i have the phone?
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    #30  
    My pre camera can see through walls.
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    #31  
    Quote Originally Posted by StefanP View Post
    My pre camera can see through walls.
    But, mine can see through clothes!!!
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  12. #32  
    Quote Originally Posted by showson1 View Post
    My pre can emit a tachyon pulse to penetrate subspace anomalies!
    But can it stop Romulans!!!
  13. #33  
    Quote Originally Posted by DDD View Post
    But, mine can see through clothes!!!
    There's no App for that!
  14. #34  
    Mine can also co-pilot an x-wing.
  15. #35  
    Quote Originally Posted by sir_mycroft View Post
    Mine can also co-pilot an x-wing.
    Astromech Pre?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypetey View Post
    Inverse Tacheon pulse. It makes the whole close in sub space.
    True, but we're talking about anomalies here, not a subspace rift.
    Plus, I just wanted to scan the damn thing.
  17. #37  
    My Pre can kick Jack Bauer's and Chuck Norris's **** at the same time.
  18. #38  
    Quote Originally Posted by furreverdad View Post
    My Pre can kick Jack Bauer's and Chuck Norris's **** at the same time.
    OK, now your gettin' crazy.
    Chuck Norris maybe, but Jack Bauer.. come on..
  19. #39  
    My Pre can never get lost - because it knows "Wherever you go...there you are."

    And it has alien technology from Yoyodyne Industries. Laugh while you can, monkeyboy.
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    My Pre.....
    120 gb hard drive
    battery life-120 days continuous talk time
    synergy- can sync with complete i-tunes library
    2million aps out the box
    titanium casing
    comes in medium or large sizes
    can work underground
    works overseas via satellite
    comes with HDTV screen
    recieves over 5000 cable stations out the box
    can load your entire desk top with optional 5000 gigabyte removable card
    price is $50 for existing customers
    Boy Genius may not have one.
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