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    I know this is silly, but I love my PortaMonkey. Have anyone try PortaFish or PortaKitty? Is it worth the $5?They seem pretty dumb, but funny Oh.. they are coming out with PortaHo and PortaPimp too.. LOL
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    Porta Monkey?!?! Got a URL? Sounds neat.

    Ark.

    Nevermind I found it on PalmGear. Have you had the problem of your monkey dieing for no apparent reason? It seems by reading the reviews that this may be a problem...hahaha

    [Edited by Arker on 09-05-2000 at 01:18 PM]
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    So far I have already killed 4 monkeys! Fifth one is dying..

    1st Monkey: Died when I restore files from Backup Module after batteries went dead.

    2nd Monkey: Just died for no reason.

    3rd Monkey: Forgot to feed it for 2 days.

    4th Monkey: *Sigh* I overfed it this time.

    5th Monkey: Gonna die soon cuz it's refuse to move or eat.

    Direct Download:
    http://www.eruptor.com/portapets/index.html
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    I had portafish. After giving him great meat (hee hee, he's a piranha), Viagra I think, radiation and some sweet monkey lovin' (cameo appearance), he seemed pretty cool. I didn't feed him one day. He was dying, not dead , but I had to put him out of his misery and delete him from my Visor. I couldn't afford the shareware surgery. I couldn't adopt a new fish, as the program led me to believe. I'm too heartbroken to hotsync again. I'm all torn up inside. I need a hug.

    .. but I've also heard of the upcoming PortaHo.

    tomorrow is another day.
    "The Greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." -- Daniel Borstin
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    Hmmmm, portaho? Sounds like a great idea BUT in our society, it is UNACCEPTABLE. Just like the comments made by silkyspinz.
    The visor, just like any ordinary PDA, is dependable, capable and durable. There are just those that miss use it and say it dropped "2" feet and broke.
    Though, myself, I prefer the "old" paper and pen just because I like to witness the action of my hand writing down address' and notes as well as beautiful girls phone numbers.

    We will continue to censor those that need to be taught.
    "EVERYBODY'S GUILY"
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    hahahaha.. Ok you lost me dude.

    Ark.
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by echinye
    [B]So far I have already killed 4 monkeys! Fifth one is dying..

    My stupid monkeys keep dying,too. This last one also won't move or eat, and the one before that wouldn't wake up at all unless I shocked him.Stupid monkeys.Maybe I need a portaHo!
    "I sync, therefore I am."
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    Hahaha.. I didn't realize this software has so much problem. It gets me frustrated to see them dying for no reason and I thought I was mistreating them all along. I don't think I want a PortaHo.. maybe a PortaPimP!
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    hey RIGHT__TO__CENSOR: lighten up. oh yeah, and F_uck censorship!
    I've got a BVD with a Stowaway keyboard
    Visors kick A$$!!!!!!
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    You know, RIGHT_TO_CENSOR sounds a little like Inventorb. Same disconnected writing style and spellings errors. I'm not sure what society he lives in, but censorship isn't acceptable in American society. That's why they don't throw reporters in jail for writing about Presidential misconduct and flag burners in jail either. As always, feel free to run your life as you see fit, but I prefer to set my own values and beliefs.

    RadarGreg
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    I wonder why a pen and paper guy would be on a PDA site. Hmmm... I think Portaho would be cool...would be a great distraction. Not sure it would be good for the youngins here though...
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    Atta boy Henry! You tell 'im!
    <Bleep> <bleepin'> censorship!
    "The Greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." -- Daniel Borstin
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    The "Right to Censor" is a "faction" in the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) that was started to mock the censorship groups trying to pull advertisers from advertising during wrestling on tv and pay per view.
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    All that aside, I for one "smelled what he was cookin'"..
    Where's the 'eyebrow' smiley?.. Ah well
    "The Greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." -- Daniel Borstin
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by RadarGreg
    [B]You know, RIGHT_TO_CENSOR sounds a little like Inventorb. Same disconnected writing style and spellings errors. I'm not sure what society he lives in, but censorship isn't acceptable in American society.

    Well it should. A BIG "O" with a "back-slash" through it is ACCEPTABLE. Live and learn.

    How about PortaFriend or PortaMom. These are acceptable;
    Therefore, these should be honored.

    Come my Visor friends as we fight these demeaned values in our society.
    Thank you.
    "EVERYBODY'S GUILY"
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    What does "Everyone's Guily" mean? Guilty? Giddy?

    How about a Porta Girlfriend? You could feed her fish heads, smack her around like the other pets, and I'd love to see the animation for the hot Monkey lovin'!

    RadarGreg

    *Note this post was made in complete jest. No actual girlfriends or significant others were hurt in the posting of this reply.

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    What else could "guilty" mean?
    You, Mr Radar, like many others are Visor guilty.
    Let me make my point clear.
    A PortaGirlfriend is UNACCEPTABLE.
    My conclusion:
    Get a real Girlfriend. That will solve all your problems.
    Have a nice day!

    "EVERYBODY'S GUILY"
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    RIGHT__TO__CENSOR:
    Originally posted by RIGHT__TO__CENSOR
    What else could "guilty" mean?
    That's not what RadarGreg asked. He asked:

    What does "Everyone's Guily" mean?

    Your sig has a typo! Maybe you want to try the "Preview Reply" button

    RIGHT_TO_CENSOR sounds a little like Inventorb
    I'd say a lot like him! RIGHT__TO__CENSOR are you Inventorb?
    Jeff
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    Thanks for catching that, PDAENVY. I hated to point out the obvious so much, but...

    Also, I don't think my wife would like me to have a girlfriend. It would cause more problems than it would solve.

    :-)

    RadarGreg
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    Also, I don't think my wife would like me to have a girlfriend...
    Pardon me folks whilst I regress..
    whisper with me...

    "WHU-TISH!... WHU-TISH!"

    HEE HEE HEE
    "The Greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." -- Daniel Borstin
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