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  1. #21  
    Originally posted by mrknowitall
    Also, I don't think my wife would like me to have a girlfriend...
    Pardon me folks whilst I regress..
    whisper with me...

    "WHU-TISH!... WHU-TISH!"

    HEE HEE HEE
    Hmmm... I don't get it Mr K.I.A
  2. #22  
    I didn't get it either, but didn't want to appear tragicly unhip. Hey, how about a Porta Alien for a pet? He could eat cow brains, zap FBI agents, and perform rectal probes on hicks. It's too bad I have no programming skill or artistic ability. I might have the next killer app.

    RadarGreg
  3. #23  
    Originally posted by mrknowitall
    Also, I don't think my wife would like me to have a girlfriend...
    Pardon me folks whilst I regress..
    whisper with me...

    "WHU-TISH!... WHU-TISH!"

    HEE HEE HEE

    Aw, come on, guys!Haven't you ever heard the sound of the "Whip" cracking?(You know, as in P****Y Whipped!)
    It's no fun when you have to spell these things out.
    "I sync, therefore I am."
  4. #24  
    It's "guily", get it..gangland talk. Come on, get with it.
    Maybe I should change it to "Yo guily".
    anyways,
    Mr Radar, It's good to see you're a grade 2 spelling be champ.
    Oh, ya, Mrknowitall AND Lacutis knows what i'm cooking.
    Maybe Yardie deserves to be CENSORED! How does a CRACKED LCD sound? or another defective DRAM chip?
    Yardie, your comments mean of no importance to me.
    You and your Visor pose no threats to me.

    Malfunctioning display + Cracked LCD + Temper + Threats =Americans
    "EVERYBODY'S GUILY"
  5. #25  
    Originally posted by RIGHT__TO__CENSOR

    Malfunctioning display + Cracked LCD + Temper + Threats =Americans
    RIGHT__TO__CENSOR =hey shut up if there was somthing wrong with the discussion the thread would have been locked, duh!
  6. #26  
    "The Greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." -- Daniel Borstin
  7.    #27  
    Ho Ho Ho..
    What is new today will be old tomorrow..
  8. #28  
    My PortaMonkeys die because I often zap 'em too much. Haven't had one die for wearing a dress too often, or letting muck build up, or getting them buzzed too much.

    I'm waiting for the PortaQuayle, that spouts bizarre and hilarious political comments when various icons (a tank for defense, a world for international relations, etc) are clicked.
  9.    #29  
    I downloaded the trial version of PortaFish, PortaKitty, PortaPimp and PortaHo today. I thought it was hilarious because the monkey has a small part in all the porta pets software. The PortaPimp and PortaHo are definitely NOT intended for children.

    When is the PortaQuayle coming out?
    What is new today will be old tomorrow..
  10. #30  
    I can't wait to get my hands on a PortaLibrarian, or PortaSalesman, or maybe in homage to Saturday Night Live and one of its very best comedians Phil Hartman..

    PortaUnfrozenCavemanLaywer
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    "The Greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." -- Daniel Borstin
  11. #31  
    Originally posted by HostileJava
    Originally posted by RIGHT__TO__CENSOR

    Malfunctioning display + Cracked LCD + Temper + Threats =Americans
    RIGHT__TO__CENSOR =hey shut up if there was somthing wrong with the discussion the thread would have been locked, duh!
    you are getting close... please keep it clean...no personal insults, not obscene etc... see the VC rules
    You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this BB to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.
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  12. #32  
    Those dang portaHos and Pimps!
    Thanks for leading me there...I don't know what I would've done today without the PortaHo and Pimp (long, boooring meetings!)!
    As for Mr. Censor, I think Castro's about due for a protege...maybe you fill the bill?

    "Live free or leave. Please. Now."
  13. #33  
    I couldn't resist... Not only did I go to the site and look. I feel into temptation and downloaded. I may even delve so low as to REGISTER these horrific offences to mankind. These stupid portapets.

    My God they are awful

    I think I need to wash...
  14. #34  
    How about:

    PortaIguana
    Once every five hours the head moves.

    PortaToilet
    For those who need practice flushing.

    PortaFryer
    Toss the monkey in and watch it sizzle.
  15.    #35  
    Heh.. how about PortaBoss? Spank him twice a day.. and boss loves Monkey
    What is new today will be old tomorrow..
  16. #36  
    I've been trying to see what happens if I don't give my monkey relief w/ the rabbit for extended periods, but it keeps dying because I forget to feed it over the weekends. He seems to be more oogly eyed after a few days, but I'm not positive. Also, does it fling its waste at you if you don't clean up after it?

    Steve
  17.    #37  
    My monkey is stuck. It also has become a daily routine to feed the monkey, fish, ho and pimp. LOL.
    What is new today will be old tomorrow..
  18. #38  
    About PortaMonkey, mine keeps dieing from Shock. Its not my fault I have this urge to hit the little lightning bolt repeatedly. Its funny watching him "fry".

    Otherwise I want to see PortaGore.

    He can go around spouting about helping create different things, and I can discipline him with some Monkey Love.
  19. #39  
    How about a PortaMonica and/or PortaBill?
  20. #40  
    Originally posted by Lindsjer
    About PortaMonkey, mine keeps dieing from Shock. Its not my fault I have this urge to hit the little lightning bolt repeatedly. Its funny watching him "fry".

    Otherwise I want to see PortaGore.

    He can go around spouting about helping create different things, and I can discipline him with some Monkey Love.
    you are forgetting PortaBush and PortaNader....

    To disipline PortaBush you can put him on the electric chair...
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