Woa! Nice! I don't know how I missed this years ago?!
I am trying this on Linux now (so far it seems to try to run, but nothing is popping up... so I don't know?). I had to install the following on Ubuntu 16.04 to get where I am at:
sudo apt-get install libglib2.0-0:i386 libgtk2.0-0:i386 libxft2:i386 libpangoxft-1.0-0:i386 libpangox-1.0-0:i386 --no-install-recommends
I was able to get WINE to run Janeiro!