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    (This is just for fun. )

    A top secret internal memo has emerged with notes from the meeting where the Kyocera Echo concept was first developed by Sprint.

    The scene is the conference room with the monkeys from CareerBuilder. The head monkey is Sprint CEO Dan Hesse. The one normal guy is trying to understand.

    Guy: It looks like you duct taped two Zio's together?
    Head Monkey Dan Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: One of the two batteries is missing?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: The customers will pay the 4G tax but it's not 4G?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: There is no video chat?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: It's as thick as two phones taped together?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    The head monkey motions for the clown from the eTrade baby commercials to come in.

    Guy: You want to have Bobo the Clown as our Spokesman?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: We can't. They have him under contract.
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    The original GoDaddy model comes in and the head monkey sits in her lap.

    Guy: We can't use the GoDaddy stripper either.
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: Well, yes, you could still have her at our office parties.
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: You want a magician?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    The Head Monkey pulls out two more phones taped together.

    Guy: Oh no, are those two BlackBerry Curves tapped together?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: OK, let me call Kyocera first and then BlackBerry...
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    The Head Monkey pulls out two more phones taped together.

    Guy: Sir, please tell me that those are not two Pixi's taped together?
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: OK, I'll call HP too.
    Hesse: Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.

    Guy: Yes, I will get the strippers too.

    The Monkeys go crazy and light cigars with hundred dollar bills.

    Voice-over: Are you ready for a new job?
    Last edited by milominderbinder; 02/09/2011 at 03:53 PM.

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