my wife or my pre?

switchedgear · 08/24/2010, 10:22 PM

well today was the day folks, my wife has had enough of my fascination with my pre. She told me it was her or the phone. So I asked myself... Self what has she done for me and what has the pre done for me? After carefully considering the pros and cons with both, I grabbed my pre whispered I'll always love you, raised it in the air then said " see ya beotch ". I got in my car and left. Hehe I love my phone.

mhill0823 · 08/24/2010, 10:25 PM

What happens when your phone lets you down?

switchedgear · 08/24/2010, 10:27 PM

I go buy a new one.

mhill0823 · 08/24/2010, 10:30 PM

true.. new wives aren't that easy to replace though

switchedgear · 08/24/2010, 10:33 PM

just got rid of one wife sure in the ell aint gonna get another one! Plus it might tick off my girlfriend. ;-)

verwon · 08/24/2010, 10:36 PM

Ha! I saw the title of the post and was going to reply and say "What kind of question is that? CHOOSE THE PRE!"

Seriously, my phone has never been half as annoying or insane as my ex-husband and it's really much easier to get along with!

mhill0823 · 08/24/2010, 10:40 PM

lol you guys make me laugh.
all great points though

Gaurav · 08/24/2010, 10:41 PM

At least you can patch and hack your Pre...

bullonparade85 · 08/24/2010, 10:45 PM

My girls used to say the same thing, then she got a Droid X and now is singing a different tune!

lazslo11 · 08/24/2010, 10:49 PM

So who got the hound dog, you or the ex ?

Finally Pre · 08/24/2010, 10:53 PM

Q) What feature does a Pre have that the wife doesn't?

A) Off switch.

Everyone need some down time.

BobKy · 08/24/2010, 11:15 PM

YouTube - I'm Gonna Miss Her Brad Paisley lyrics (on screen)

DUH!

manordwall · 08/28/2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by switchedgear

well today was the day folks, my wife has had enough of my fascination with my pre. She told me it was her or the phone. So I asked myself... Self what has she done for me and what has the pre done for me? After carefully considering the pros and cons with both, I grabbed my pre whispered I'll always love you, raised it in the air then said " see ya beotch ". I got in my car and left. Hehe I love my phone.

Im sorry man but if this is all serious and true then thats a pretty big dick move

RanGT · 08/28/2010, 12:25 PM

This is funny. Ha, just distract her. Like post above, get her a cool phone. you two will bond.

or give her kids. ultimate way to keep her busy forever. :-P

xtn · 08/28/2010, 12:25 PM

Yes it's a dick move, but so is what she did. Giving an ultimatum like "Me or the phone," deserves a dick move in return.

manordwall · 08/28/2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by xtn

Yes it's a dick move, but so is what she did. Giving an ultimatum like "Me or the phone," deserves a dick move in return.

I guess your right, if she really bothered him that much then it was probably the right choice

verwon · 08/28/2010, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by manordwall

Im sorry man but if this is all serious and true then thats a pretty big dick move

Hey, someone without a sense of humor. Future advice: If you are clueless about a thread, then ignore it!

What did you miss in the later post where he said he actually has a girlfriend? Somehow, I doubt a wife would put up with that.

zmann · 08/28/2010, 01:35 PM

my wife sees me playing with my phone and just laughs at me,,calls me a nerd. She post on her fb page ' I don't know what happened,i married a bad boy and he turned into a nerd'. I'll get her. Lol

Balzak · 08/28/2010, 01:37 PM

My phone works.. my ex-wife doesnt...

And the upgrade was incredible

iTz Nicholas72 · 08/28/2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaurav

At least you can patch and hack your Pre...

You could hack up your wife it would just be weong and get you in prison for life.

08/24/2010, 10:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
switchedgear Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 224 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 73 Thanked 258 Times in 182 Posts	my wife or my pre? well today was the day folks, my wife has had enough of my fascination with my pre. She told me it was her or the phone. So I asked myself... Self what has she done for me and what has the pre done for me? After carefully considering the pros and cons with both, I grabbed my pre whispered I'll always love you, raised it in the air then said " see ya beotch ". I got in my car and left. Hehe I love my phone.
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08/24/2010, 10:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
mhill0823 Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tullahoma, TN Posts: 79 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 69 Thanked 44 Times in 15 Posts	What happens when your phone lets you down? __________________ “We are stronger than we think we are. We have courage that we do not recognize until we need it. We are equal to challenges that we haven't even imagined yet.”
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08/24/2010, 10:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
switchedgear Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 224 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 73 Thanked 258 Times in 182 Posts	I go buy a new one.
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08/24/2010, 10:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
mhill0823 Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tullahoma, TN Posts: 79 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 69 Thanked 44 Times in 15 Posts	true.. new wives aren't that easy to replace though __________________ “We are stronger than we think we are. We have courage that we do not recognize until we need it. We are equal to challenges that we haven't even imagined yet.”
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08/24/2010, 10:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
switchedgear Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 224 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 73 Thanked 258 Times in 182 Posts	just got rid of one wife sure in the ell aint gonna get another one! Plus it might tick off my girlfriend. ;-)
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08/24/2010, 10:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
verwon Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Earth....maybe! Posts: 3,369 Likes Received: 13 Thanks: 6,075 Thanked 2,033 Times in 1,606 Posts	Ha! I saw the title of the post and was going to reply and say "What kind of question is that? CHOOSE THE PRE!" Seriously, my phone has never been half as annoying or insane as my ex-husband and it's really much easier to get along with! __________________ Sent from my favorite gadget!
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08/24/2010, 10:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
mhill0823 Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tullahoma, TN Posts: 79 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 69 Thanked 44 Times in 15 Posts	lol you guys make me laugh. all great points though __________________ “We are stronger than we think we are. We have courage that we do not recognize until we need it. We are equal to challenges that we haven't even imagined yet.”
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08/24/2010, 10:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Gaurav Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: All over the place Posts: 8,301 Likes Received: 7 Thanks: 216 Thanked 267 Times in 146 Posts	At least you can patch and hack your Pre... __________________ _________________ *aka Gfunkmagic* Current device: Palm Pre Device graveyard: Palm Vx, Cassiopeia E100, LG Phenom HPC, Palm M515, Treo 300, Treo 600, Treo 650, Treo 700p, Axim X50v, Treo 800w Please don't PM me about my avatar. For more info go here. Restore your Pre to factory settings using webos doctor and follow these instructions
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08/24/2010, 10:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
bullonparade85 Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 400 Likes Received: 6 Thanks: 9 Thanked 37 Times in 30 Posts	My girls used to say the same thing, then she got a Droid X and now is singing a different tune! __________________
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08/24/2010, 10:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
lazslo11 Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 309 Likes Received: 1 Thanks: 335 Thanked 124 Times in 87 Posts	So who got the hound dog, you or the ex ?
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08/24/2010, 10:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
Finally Pre Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,558 Likes Received: 24 Thanks: 411 Thanked 431 Times in 266 Posts	Q) What feature does a Pre have that the wife doesn't? A) Off switch. Everyone need some down time. __________________ Sprint: 2-TouchPad 32g, Frank.-Pre-2, Pre-, MiFi & 1-LG Lotus with Xlink tied to home handsets. Backups: 650 & 700wx HP Please release the CDMA Pre3 phones! We want them!!!
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BobKy Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: KLEX - USA Posts: 399 Likes Received: 26 Thanks: 98 Thanked 80 Times in 64 Posts	YouTube - I'm Gonna Miss Her Brad Paisley lyrics (on screen) DUH!
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08/28/2010, 12:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
RanGT Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: No.Va Posts: 779 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 180 Thanked 99 Times in 59 Posts	This is funny. Ha, just distract her. Like post above, get her a cool phone. you two will bond. or give her kids. ultimate way to keep her busy forever. :-P __________________ *I Twitter* Stop complaining & start doing ---> Leave feedback/suggestions for Palm here
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xtn Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 449 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 10 Thanked 81 Times in 52 Posts	Yes it's a dick move, but so is what she did. Giving an ultimatum like "Me or the phone," deserves a dick move in return.
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08/28/2010, 01:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
zmann Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,593 Likes Received: 1 Thanks: 33 Thanked 558 Times in 473 Posts	my wife sees me playing with my phone and just laughs at me,,calls me a nerd. She post on her fb page ' I don't know what happened,i married a bad boy and he turned into a nerd'. I'll get her. Lol
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08/28/2010, 01:37 PM	#19 (permalink)
Balzak Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where sports teams suck Posts: 79 Likes Received: 0 Thanks: 11 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	My phone works.. my ex-wife doesnt... And the upgrade was incredible
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