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       #381  
    As posted elsewhere

    UF's starting line-up


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    Tim Teabag
    Height: 6-foot-3
    Weight: 229 pounds
    Hometown: St. Augustine, FL

    Teabag takes over at quarterback, replacing four-year starter and special ed student Chris Leak. Teabag is a well-rounded quarterback who possesses the speed of a fullback, the arm of a shot-putter and the brains of a squirrel. Timmy is a Leo who enjoys coloring books and long walks on the beach with head coach Urban Meyer.

    RB


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    Height: 5-foot-9 or 10
    Weight: about 190 pounds or so
    Hometown: Hawgtown, these days

    Really doesn't matter. Someone will start, then be unceremoniously yanked and replaced by someone equally inept. In the end, Percy Harvin and Teabag will carry the ball 90% of the time.

    WR


    Andre Caldwell
    Height: 6-foot-1
    Weight: 200 pounds
    Hometown: Tampa, FL

    Known affectionately to his teammates as "Bubba" ("Just like one o' them redneck boys. Can you believe that?"), he is widely known to fans as "the one that wasn't good enough to jump to the NFL." According to his brother, Reche, "He's no Reche."

    WR


    Louis Murphy
    Height: 6-foot-3
    Weight: 190 pounds
    Hometown: St. Petersburg, FL

    Yeah, we've never heard of him either.

    WR


    Percy Harvin
    Height: 5-foot-11
    Weight: 178 pounds
    Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA

    The talent. If anything happens to this kid, the Gators couldn't find the endzone with three roadmaps, an advanced GPS system and a full search party. Folks all over hawgtown are pouring into churches in droves, praying for the health of Harvin's bones, muscles and joints. Alachua County State Attorney Cervone has purchased two new document shredders "just in case."

    TE


    Cornelius Ingram
    Height: 6-foot-4
    Weight: 225 pounds
    Hometown: Hawthorne, FL

    The former quarterback recruit recently received a note on University of Illinois Athletics Department stationary that read, "Just kidding."

    OL


    Jason Watkins
    Height: 6-foot-6
    Weight: 160 pounds
    Hometown: Lakeland, FL

    This is what stands between Teabag and large, angry men looking to visit harm upon him. Let us pray...

    OL


    Maurkice Pouncey
    Height: 6-foot-4
    Weight: 311 pounds
    Hometown: Lakeland, FL

    Hey hey hey! "Timmy, I'll protect your back. You have my word. And I think you know how much my word is worth."

    OL


    Jim Tart
    Height: 6-foot-3
    Weight: 305 pounds
    Hometown: Sopchoppy, FL

    That hometown: we're not makin' that up. According to head coach Urban Meyer, "I like the way he talks and he likes the way I talk." Tart enjoys biscuits and mustard, mm-hmm.

    OL


    Carlton Medder
    Height: 6-foot-5
    Weight: 320 pounds
    Hometown: Clermont, FL

    Medder still can't believe it's not butter.

    OL


    Drew Miller
    Height: 6-foot-5
    Weight: 292 pounds
    Hometown: Sarasota, FL

    According to head coach Urban Meyer, "He's large." Once ate a box of chocolates and opined, "That Forrest Gump is full of ----."

    K


    Chris Hetland
    Height: 6-foot-0
    Weight: 184 pounds
    Hometown: Leesburg, GA

    No, he's not 13.

    DE


    Jermaine Cunningham
    Height: 6-foot-4
    Weight: 212 pounds
    Hometown: Stone Mountain, GA

    Says head coach Urban Meyer of Cunningham, "Who?"

    DE


    Derrick Harvey
    Height: 6-foot-4
    Weight: 260 pounds
    Class Year: Jr
    Experience: 2V
    Hometown: Greenbelt, MD

    Never before has any player ever garnered as much hype from one performance than Harvey for his performance in the Fiesta Bowl. Says head coach Urban Meyer, "If I'd known he could play like that, maybe I'd have actually suspended Moss per team policy for failing drug tests."

    DT


    Clint McMillan
    Height: 6-foot-1
    Weight: 282 pounds
    Hometown: Oviedo, FL

    Start sucking up to him now. By this time next year, he'll be the man to see for a great deal on a used car.

    DT


    Height: 6-foot-1
    Weight: 280 pounds
    Hometown: Miami, FL

    We know what you're thinking: Two defensive tackles at 6'1"? Yeah, we're thinking the same thing. But, hey, 6'1" wasn't a bad height when we were hyping him as the linebacker of the future.

    LB


    John Jones
    Height: 6-foot-3
    Weight: 205 pounds
    Hometown: Sarasota, FL

    There's a reason no photo is available.

    LB


    Dustin Doe
    Height: 6-foot-2
    Weight: 206 pounds
    Hometown: Jasper, FL

    At least he gets a photo.

    LB


    Brandon Spikes
    Height: 6-foot-4
    Weight: 235 pounds
    Hometown: Shelby, NC

    Yeah, you're reading through the linebackers and get as far as Brandon S. and you think they'll be okay, but then you see that it doesn't end with "iler" and, well, it is what it is. That hair really isn't inspiring confidence, either.

    CB


    Markihe Anderson
    Height: 5-foot-10
    Weight: 170 pounds
    Hometown: Fort Meyers, FL

    We could have put in a photo of pretty much anyone and you'd never have known the difference.

    CB


    Wondy Pierre-Louis
    Height: 6-foot-0
    Weight: 175 pounds
    Hometown: Naples, FL

    He's got it all: the name, the hair...

    S


    Tony Joiner
    Height: 5-foot-11
    Weight: 200 pounds
    Hometown: Haines City, FL

    Also known as "the DB you've heard of before."

    S


    Kyle Jackson
    Height: 6-foot-0
    Weight: 200 pounds
    Hometown: Neptune Beach, FL

    Narrowly edged out Bubba Caldwell as player voted "Looks Most Like Lon Cheney".
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    #382  
    WVU is back in it baby!!!
    "Actions speak louder than words!"

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  3. #383  
    48-50

    Ouch.

    Sorry, Turbo.
  4. #384  
    Yes !!!!

    Go Bucks
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  5. #385  
    Quote Originally Posted by Perry Holden View Post
    48-50

    Ouch.

    Sorry, Turbo.
    Perry,
    I think our Tigers ate way too much Turkey yesterday.
    Congrats to the Hogs.
    Good Luck
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  6. #386  
    I thought it was a great well-fought game. The Hogs should have put the game away in the 4th Q, but they pulled off a squeaker at the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aprasad View Post
    I thought it was a great well-fought game. The Hogs should have put the game away in the 4th Q, but they pulled off a squeaker at the end.
    I agree it was a great game and it's been a great college football season.

    Man this is my time of the year.

    And lot of great games lined up for tomorrow.

    Good Luck to all.
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    #388  
    Wow...#2 fell and #1 is on its way down. Can you believe that it could be LSU vs. Ohio State for the championship?!?!!?!? What a year.

    Hey Tigers...its fun to whip on some buckeyes. Good luck!

    SEC football rocks.
  9. #389  
    Quote Originally Posted by gatorray View Post
    Wow...#2 fell and #1 is on its way down. Can you believe that it could be LSU vs. Ohio State for the championship?!?!!?!? What a year.

    Hey Tigers...its fun to whip on some buckeyes. Good luck!

    SEC football rocks.

    What a year for college football (and the SEC).
    Tks to the Sooners and Pitt for giving us another shot. But I'm not gonna get ahead of myself -tomorrow night at 7 pm CT we'll all see what happens at the BCS selection event.

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  10. #390  
    I agree it has been a wacky season and more wackiness could come Sunday night. But if LSU gets passed over for this, it would be completely unfair looking at the schedule.
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    My goodness, this has been quite the season. GEAUX TIGERS!!!
  12. #392  
    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTiger View Post
    What a year for college football (and the SEC).
    Tks to the Sooners and Pitt for giving us another shot. But I'm not gonna get ahead of myself -tomorrow night at 7 pm CT we'll all see what happens at the BCS selection event.

    Geaux Tigers
    BCS confirmed: Ohio & LSU

    Quite a wild ride there for you Turbo & Rickstreo!!
    Last edited by gtwo; 12/02/2007 at 08:26 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry Holden View Post
    BCS confirmed: Ohio & LSU

    Quite a wild ride there for you Turbo & Rickstreo!!
    Tks Perry,

    It's been a great ride for us and an unbelievable year for college football.
    We have two big games in New Orleans in 6 days. Sugar Bowl, Jan 1 and BCS Championship on Jan 7,

    Good Luck to everyone in their respective bowl games.


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    I posted Outlook Bowl Schedule import files here: http://discussion.treocentral.com/sh....php?p=1382542
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    Tks brianblank, I'll check it out.
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  16. #396  
    LSU "The Cardiac Cats" could have done more for my blood pressure by just winning out instead of getting in like this. I think Ohio State is going to prepare a bit differently than they did last year (because that sure didn't work, did it?). It's a good thing LSU has some time to get healthy. Hopefully Dorsey will be back at full strength.

    edit: Since this is a Treo discussion group, here is something Treo related! This has been my phone app background all season.
    Last edited by rickstreo; 12/03/2007 at 07:36 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickstreo View Post
    Nice wallpaper rickstreo.
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    #398  
    Quote Originally Posted by rickstreo View Post
    LSU "The Cardiac Cats" could have done more for my blood pressure by just winning out instead of getting in like this. I think Ohio State is going to prepare a bit differently than they did last year (because that sure didn't work, did it?). It's a good thing LSU has some time to get healthy. Hopefully Dorsey will be back at full strength.

    edit: Since this is a Treo discussion group, here is something Treo related! This has been my phone app background all season.
    What is the program/launcher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirData View Post
    What is the program/launcher?
    It's just the built-in phone application on my Treo 680. You can change the wallpaper on the main phone tab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTiger View Post
    Tks Perry,

    It's been a great ride for us and an unbelievable year for college football.
    We have two big games in New Orleans in 6 days. Sugar Bowl, Jan 1 and BCS Championship on Jan 7,

    Good Luck to everyone in their respective bowl games.


    Geaux Tigers.

    24 hours there Turbo, have you reserved your spot on the couch?

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