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  1. #41  
    Quote Originally Posted by jmill72x
    You need to find a girl who lets you smoke your cigars at your house wherever you damn well please!

    You're right, this cannot be tolerated, as it will only get worse once you're married!
    Indeed!! Today the cigars. Next thing you know, she'll train you to pee sitting down (heaven forbid you leave the seat up!!!) and then, that day will arrive....






















































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  2. #42  
    He's right.
    Right from the start you have to train 'em. It's not our job to lift the seat. That's their job.

    Look, it's simple.
    They lift the seat when they're done, and we'll put it down when we're done.
    (and ladies..Please learn where the flush handle is located.)

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  3. #43  
    Here we go...

    This is the best evolution could do??
  4. #44  
    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    Next thing you know, she'll train you to pee sitting down...
    Is this wrong?
    I'm back!
  5. #45  
    Quote Originally Posted by Christinac130
    Here we go...

    This is the best evolution could do??
    Not evolution, Intelligent Design!

    Wrong thread.....
    I'm back!
  6. #46  
    Quote Originally Posted by jmill72x
    Not evolution, Intelligent Design!

    Wrong thread.....
    I don't think intelligence is playing any part in this conversation...

    This is just ol' fashion, beat-on-your-chest, "I am Man!" bravado... we all know what really happens when out of earshot of "the boys"
  7. #47  
    Quote Originally Posted by Christinac130
    I don't think intelligence is playing any part in this conversation...

    This is just ol' fashion, beat-on-your-chest, "I am Man!" bravado... we all know what really happens when out of earshot of "the boys"
    Hey! You promised you wouldn't tell!

    But the guy does have a right to smoke wherever he wants in his own house, does he not? I mean, if his girlfriend isn't living there and fronting some of the expenses, it's unreasonable for her to make those kinds of demands on him.
    I'm back!
  8. #48  
    Quote Originally Posted by Christinac130
    I don't think intelligence is playing any part in this conversation...
    Sure it does. According to 90% your species, we men think with our...


    You. Seat up when done. Us, seat down when done.

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    I have a fondness for intelligence.
    I often black out when doing something really stupid. I supose that's why I'm such a danger to my self
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  9. #49  
    Quote Originally Posted by jmill72x
    Hey! You promised you wouldn't tell!

    But the guy does have a right to smoke wherever he wants in his own house, does he not? I mean, if his girlfriend isn't living there and fronting some of the expenses, it's unreasonable for her to make those kinds of demands on him.
    I completely agree...his house, his rules. I'm not really clear on his problem...why he's obeying her "smoke outside" order in his own home.

    I personally love the smell of a fine cigar and a good single malt scotch on a man's breath, right before a long kiss...
  10. #50  
    Quote Originally Posted by TheLiveSoundGuy
    Sure it does. According to 90% your species, we men think with our...


    You. Seat up when done. Us, seat down when done.
    That only works if you take turns when going. What happens if you take two turns in a row? Your whole system goes down the toilet!
  11. #51  
    Quote Originally Posted by Christinac130
    I don't think intelligence is playing any part in this conversation...

    This is just ol' fashion, beat-on-your-chest, "I am Man!" bravado... we all know what really happens when out of earshot of "the boys"
    Another girlie to the rescue. I'm here to back you up, Christina!

    Pamela
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  12. #52  
    But you should lift the seat for us as a common courtesy.
    After all, We put it down just for you.

    Thread Crapper
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    August 17, 2005 Century Club Member ~ August 29, 2005

    I have a fondness for intelligence.
    I often black out when doing something really stupid. I supose that's why I'm such a danger to my self
    .



  13. #53  
    Quote Originally Posted by TheLiveSoundGuy
    But you should lift the seat for us as a common courtesy.
    After all, We put it down just for you.
    Not in my house. In my house even the lid goes down to keep the cats out.

    And actually, the entire lid should be down anyway. It's the "nice" way of doing things. Just in case something lingers...
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  14. #54  
    Quote Originally Posted by mediasi
    Another girlie to the rescue. I'm here to back you up, Christina!

    Pamela
    Where have you been?? I'm running out of bathroom etiquette arguments!
  15. #55  
    Quote Originally Posted by Christinac130
    Where have you been?? I'm running out of bathroom etiquette arguments!
    Heck, I was on till midnight yesterday. What'd'ya want. Maybe we need to PM swap out TXT addy's so we can call each other for rescue.

    The guys may outnumber us in bodies, but surely not in brains.

    Pamela
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  16. #56  
    Quote Originally Posted by mediasi
    Heck, I was on till midnight yesterday. What'd'ya want. Maybe we need to PM swap out TXT addy's so we can call each other for rescue.

    The guys may outnumber us in bodies, but surely not in brains.

    Pamela
    Hey, some of us do not believe there is (or should be) a battle!

    Cheers, Perry.
  17. #57  
    Hey, some of us do not believe there is (or should be) a battle!

    Cheers, Perry.
    Kiss up.

    It won't help you in the Munk contest.

    Thread Crapper
    ~ August 16,2005 Poll-Master ~
    August 17, 2005 Century Club Member ~ August 29, 2005

    I have a fondness for intelligence.
    I often black out when doing something really stupid. I supose that's why I'm such a danger to my self
    .



  18. #58  
    Quote Originally Posted by TheLiveSoundGuy
    Kiss up.

    It won't help you in the Munk contest.

    Not.

    Always believed that.
  19. #59  
    Quote Originally Posted by mediasi
    Not in my house. In my house even the lid goes down to keep the cats out.

    And actually, the entire lid should be down anyway. It's the "nice" way of doing things. Just in case something lingers...
    ie:....floaters???
  20. #60  
    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    And what's wrong with this??
    Um, I'll tell ya what's wrong with this; I'm not a fan of BBWs.
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