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    Don't go in your Red Sox jersey or you'll probably get slugged!
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
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    and if you go to New York Harbor you'll see the ships as they're tugged
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    #123  
    and if you're really lucky you will get to wipe your feet on Trump's rug
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    or lucky enough to get a back rub
    in a gold pool full of soap suds
    rubba dub dub
    here I come
    most of these nursery rhymes
    I find
    come from bums
    You never lived until you almost died!
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    I like BBQ by a man named Stubb
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    And if you like food, Chinatown's got good grub.
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    and there are other great restaurants, be sure you don't snub
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    After you dine, be sure to hit a night club.
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
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    #129  
    Just remember when in the clubs just say no to drugs!
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    #130  
    And try not to look so smug...
    Last edited by LennyV; 07/18/2005 at 08:55 PM. Reason: typo
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    #131  
    And stay away from all the big thugs!
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    #132  
    (I'm rollin now!) Because they will crush like a tiny bug!
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  13.    #133  
    etiquette says let someone go in between or you're on drugs
  14. #134  
    while at the night club you'll work up a sweat as you cut a rug...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LennyV
    Just remember when in the clubs just say no to drugs!

    And don't go home with an ug
  16. #136  
    and certainly don't drive a VW bug
  17. #137  
    I had a VW and I lost my nuts(lug)
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    I found the missing VW lug in a hole that I'd dug
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    I use to play for hours that game dig dug
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    If anyone can find a creative way to change the rhyme, they deserve a hug
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