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  1. #461  
    But where, oh where, has Pamela gone?
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  2. #462  
    To the mall. I mean, come on!
  3. #463  
    With spring upon us, she could be tending to the lawn
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    instead she acts as if from the devil she spawned
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    Or, perhL
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    or perhaps that ends might meet her computer was pawned
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    for, after all, aren't her roots blonde?
  8. #468  
    Yes, she bought hair dye from Mr. James Bond
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    James Bond owned a salon?
    When doing women's hair,
    if he did dare,
    Was he able to keep his pants on?
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    oh dear whats goin on here?
    reading this, im feelin buzzed,
    and i aint had one beer,
    im back, and this i fear...
    you're frozen, im the headlights, whos gonna be my first deer?
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  11. #471  
    Hmmmm...Deer in headlights...if they collide
    You'll be walking home. The deer will total your ride
    You know I'm not Bambi, my antlers you still fear
    When you're finish with the does come meet me back here.
  12. #472  
    My, oh my, it seems a battle is a brewin'
    But while you're cackling, its rhymin' I'll be doin'
    You see, I can't conceal my pride
    For my words they do glide
    And when its over, some venison will be stewin'
  13. #473  
    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim
    Hmmmm...Deer in headlights...if they collide
    You'll be walking home. The deer will total your ride
    You know I'm not Bambi, my antlers you still fear
    When you're finish with the does come meet me back here.
    hold up boy you sounding straight *****,
    thats an oxymoron, and i know that after 8 beers,
    after the 5th of jack, and im still holla ay cheers!
    dont deal wit the does, i deal wit the hoes, meet you back for a date here?
    ill pass bro, but i will let you know, that there aint no hate here,
    do what you do and i wont judge you,
    hey i understand that even gay men need love too....
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    Well, I DO judge. In fact I'm very discerning
    it's clear the cervidae reference is beyond your learning
    I can't blame you for not wanting to come and meet me.
    After our last encounter, it's evident you can't unseat me.
    I'm the one with the crown. I sit on the throne
    Other rhymers wish my castle was their home.

    As to the love ALL men need, I'm not the one to provide.
    I'm not the one who hung. I'm not the one who died.
    But for His sake I'll be gentle as I put you in your place
    I'll take a slower pace, so that you can save face
    Lest in poetic victory I get cuaght up in pride.

    Oh yeah, Hoovs, so glad to see your hat fly into the ring.
    In other threads I've enjoyed reading what you think about things.
    Since it seems the two of us tend to be agreed,
    I'm sure it won't be long before you join the throngs giving props to me.
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    the funniest thing is a fellow mod with me at TO's site has the name Hoovs lol
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