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  1. #321  
    If you're tired, I can understand,
    After all, we both worked all day.
    We can call this a round if you wished,
    Let's just gather the judges to say...

    <<drumroll>>

    That I am in the mistress of all that is rhyme.
    I'll talk circles 'round you any old time.
    Your convoluted stories aren't worth a dime,
    Win nothing you did, your trumpet is MINE.
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  2. #322  
    sure your poems are much longer
    but that doesn't make them right, just wronger

    you see, if you had something to say
    it'd would be quick and away
    obviously you go on and on
    hopin no one will catch on
    to the fact
    that they lack
    any tact
    you're a sad sack

    but

    there' hope for you
    I have a suggestion, actually a few
    stick to web consulting where you have some insights
    or, take up martial arts and go start a fight
    or, go back to school and learn the left from the right

    what ever you do, don't try to take me on again after tonight
  3. #323  
    you might have gotten away if you didn't touch my trumpet
    now I'm gonna take you across the pond and dip you down like a crumpet
  4. #324  
    Umm, wronger's not a word, so a teacher you are not.
    Don't try to tell me I'm nothing but snot.
    You took 17 lines, you must have been stuck,
    It would have taken two words to tell me I suck.

    But on a tanget you must go,
    Trying just to show,
    That only you can flow
    More words in a stinking, crazy, unnecessary, dragged... out... row.

    Up you really need to grow.
    This, I'm sure you already know.
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  5. #325  
    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim
    you might have gotten away if you didn't touch my trumpet
    now I'm gonna take you across the pond and dip you down like a crumpet
    Hmm, since you're an honest man, then it must mean you concede,
    That the only way I could touch your trumpet is if I was in the lead.
    You don't have to try to reword that, really, there's no need.
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  6. #326  
    in all serious though, I've got to go
    maybe the thread starter can start a poll
    and see what results will show

    I'll concede that you're decent
    but you arrived to recently
    to be compared to me
    in a few years? maybe..we'll see
    but for now cough up your pennies
    give OTR his winnings
    he bet on me from the start
    and his ante won't depart
  7. #327  
    Quote Originally Posted by mediasi
    Hmm, since you're an honest man, then it must mean you concede,
    That the only way I could touch your trumpet is if I was in the lead.
    You don't have to try to reword that, really, there's no need.
    good point. you caught me sleepin
    but, I first caught you creepin
    into my practice room
    so I picked up a broom
    and swept you out like a mouse
    out the room out the house
    you'll never touch it again
    because in truth you didn't win
    you tried to steal
    it got revealed
    now your fate has been sealed
  8. #328  
    Maybe Dutch can start a poll, but are you sure of that?
    You know I'll be dubbed winner, and you the alley cat.
    Time on the boards means not the wiser,
    Nor the craftier with the words,
    'Cause many of your lines
    Weren't good enough to feed the birds.
    Favorites on seniority should matter not a bit,
    The true winner will shine through, the one with rhyme and wit.
    So I'm off now to celebrate, we'll see the sparkles of my crown in just a bit.
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  9. #329  
    Your closing remarks didn't show any more spark
    than the dribble you offered all night
    please, lady, get outta my sight

    now i see why your location
    mentions "on planet earth"
    you've spent too long in outer space where oxygen is in dearth
    come back down
    you won't drown
    though your smile will be a frown
    when the poll is finally taken
    you will see you are mistaken

    now for sure, you're on the podium
    but my flowers, you will be holding 'em
    as they play my national anthem
    are those roses or chrysanthemums?
  10. #330  
    Outta your sight I will, for sure,
    Cause I'm running so far ahead.
    You're meager words do nothing more
    Than fill readers of poetry with dread.

    On planet earth is surely where I am,
    Unlike you, who's from way out there,
    Trying to earn points by posting some more?
    Believe me, it really won't matter.
    Because to deliver the trophy, I'm the one they're after.

    No need for a poduim, I don't stand with my hands in my pockets,
    But rather out front, confident tall,
    Unlike you, I don't feel small.
    Roses for sure, delivered by all the fans, who know I shoot off words like rockets,
    Now the others will make the call,
    And it will be I, whose named the best of them all.

    When you walk up to grab your participation certificate, don't fall.
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  11. #331  
    Quote Originally Posted by mediasi
    I suck.
    Why do you keep claiming victory, when your own self-appraisal
    made it clear that in your development you still have a ways to go?
  12. #332  
    Now if that isn't selective editting I don't know what would be.
    But you have to admit, though out of context, it sure is funny.
  13. #333  
    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim
    Now that sure is funny.
  14.    #334  
    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim
    Now if that isn't selective editting I don't know what would be.
    But you have to admit, though out of context, it sure is funny.
    easter bunny
  15. #335  
    makes Hershey's money

  16. #336  
    now isn't that funny

    Thread Crapper
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    August 17, 2005 Century Club Member ~ August 29, 2005

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    I often black out when doing something really stupid. I supose that's why I'm such a danger to my self
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  17. #337  
    yah, but those eggs can be runny...
  18. #338  
    and that's NOT funny

    Thread Crapper
    ~ August 16,2005 Poll-Master ~
    August 17, 2005 Century Club Member ~ August 29, 2005

    I have a fondness for intelligence.
    I often black out when doing something really stupid. I supose that's why I'm such a danger to my self
    .



  19. #339  
    I like my eggs with the up-side sunny
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  20. #340  
    Last nite ,i met a sweet cunny.
    Last edited by Mtreosexual; 08/20/2005 at 12:10 PM.

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