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  1. #261  
    NOT!!!
  2. #262  
    This would have been much more funny,
    If NOT was on the same page...
    Here I thought you were challenging me,
    And here, you lock yourself in your cage.

    Aw, c'mon, shopharim?
    Don't you want to go a round?
    Then I can prove to the *great* CP
    He's not the only one I can push in the ground.
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  3. #263  
    Shop, Noah is again called to task...
    Because in his fame he shall not bask;
    For although by now he's just an an old sailor,
    Couldn't he also be a prime contender
    In the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner?


    trying to be punny at the same time...
  4. #264  
    Alright, it's on
    You've got your mark
    I used the ploy to pull you out of the dark

    into the light of my awesome verse
    with only twom minutes no time to rehearse

    Let's do this, you'll rue this, bring the wisdom not the foolish
    we'll see whose still standing, after the lyrical blows start landing
  5. #265  
    no response yet
    thought we had a bet

    you're making me furious
    thought you were serious
  6. #266  
    oh, that was only 1 minute
  7. #267  
    Aw, c'mon now, that's just mean!
    At least wait 'til her 'online' light is green!
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
  8. #268  
    If I wait, she'll be able to respond
    In her absence, I can keep dropping bombs

    I've seen her skills, the way she lyricizes the monkey
    If I'm not careful I'll come out looking like a donkey
  9. #269  
    Oh, okay, now I see your tact:
    Leave her with no chance to react.

    When she's back and sees how you act,
    she'll be swinging and that's a fact!

    I'm pretty sure then, you're gonna get smacked.
    Better start now with your suicide pact.
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
  10. #270  
    looks like you're stretching and warming up
    are you waiting for the winner, or are you a young pup
    hanging out with the big dogs for the very first time
    sharpening your wit, and honing your rhymes?
  11. #271  
    Fortunately for you, my time's now in a crunch.
    Just spittin' out a few lines during my lunch.

    I know that you probably have this hunch,
    that you can take me and have me for brunch.

    But, I'll leave you now with this thought to munch:
    I'll be back later for the knockout punch.

    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
  12. #272  
    headin out soon myself (i know you're grateful)
    after the text I generate, you'd only be hateful

    so i'll save you the pain and go catch my bus
    this'll be the first time of many where I'll leave you in the dust

    when your meal is complete, remain in your seat
    and savour the moment just before defeat
    first mediasi is going down for the count
    then I'll be back for you, if you can still be found

    doubt it, but possible. you might show your face
    I'll be there to rearrange it at a feverish pace
  13. #273  
    stepped back in with treo in hand
    to give the competiton one more chance
    to face the firing squad of iambic pentameter
    but instead I find no prose, what an amateur
    perhaps in the, unless of course you're heeding my warning
  14. #274  
    that should have said

    ...perhaps in the MORNING unless you're heeding my warning
  15. #275  
    Crack is wack
    You guys must be on smack.
  16. #276  
    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim
    headin out soon myself (i know you're grateful)
    after the text I generate, you'd only be hateful

    so i'll save you the pain and go catch my bus
    this'll be the first time of many where I'll leave you in the dust

    when your meal is complete, remain in your seat
    and savour the moment just before defeat
    first mediasi is going down for the count
    then I'll be back for you, if you can still be found

    doubt it, but possible. you might show your face
    I'll be there to rearrange it at a feverish pace


    By the looks of the above, Shop's the main contender,
    The other's skills I suspect are still young and tender...
    Mediasi and CP and CAMike your rhymes abound,
    But till now, you guys are nowhere to be found!
  17. #277  
    Sorry to all, I was stuck doing work,
    Got calls from some payers, though one was a jerk.
    Kind of hard for me to know that a proposal was made
    When I got no notification - so shop *tried* to leave me in the shade.

    Funny thing is, Shop waited too long,
    I offered the challenge and Shop ran off in song.
    He said "heck no," so I sounded off, somewhat sweet,
    And he waits will I'm red before he pretends a defeat.

    CP has been silent, he knew I had won,
    He quietly left the thread.
    Cam can step up, I'm wary of no one,
    Just NAME a time, don't use Shop's head.

    Heck I'm not afraid of anyone here.
    I'll stand up and take on you all.
    See what these guys maybe missing right now,
    Is that figuratively speaking, this girl's got the b*lls.

    So, Shop, are you in? Let's make it a date.
    Let's just make sure we're BOTH aware,
    Then we'll have a showdown, just us two and a clock,
    But I warn you now to beware...
    Cause if it were strip rhyming, you'd wind up bare.
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  18. #278  
    Silly me, I paid no attention
    To the colors that be when you're on and true.
    See, I thought it was red, and so stated above,
    But apparently it is blue.

    Seems I'm the only one green right now,
    And that's okay, I'm not claiming a prize.
    I'll wait for an answer to the challenge I make,
    When I'm done with you both, you'll be rolling your eyes.



    Pamela
    Using my treo 650 for business:
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  19. #279  
    you all are mistaken, i aint left the thread
    dont fall asleep on me, its way too early to go to bed,
    i just aint had time for a minute to visit this place,
    but i see that as soon as i left, a new poser, a new face,
    someone tryin to take CP's spot at the top,
    media is a good name, crooked and misleading, while im the creme of the crop,
    you think you beat me, but i wont stop,
    you try to defeat me, but you just flop,
    shopharim talkin bout JV this and Varsity that,
    aint nothin you spit gonna take down this city cat,
    media saying "i win" this and look at CP's hat,
    while i just get to the point, Grand slam, gimme the bat.
    Nexus One
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  20. #280  
    C-r-r-rack goes the bat, right 'cross yer head,
    You left for a LONG, long time.
    What's one to think when you bailed you, left silent,
    Nary a little, tiny chime?

    Now's not the time, as I do have to sleep,
    But you name a date for us.
    And when you are smashed into the concrete,
    Just look up, I'll be the one driving the bus.
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