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    SAVE WHALES - GET THE WHOLE SET!
    Well behaved women rarely make history
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    Well behaved women rarely make history
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    Hire the handicapped - they are fun to watch!
    “There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.”
    — Ed Howdershelt
    "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have."- Thomas Jefferson
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    I love animals, they taste great.

    EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

    The gene pool could use a lifeguard.

    Make it ***** proof and someone will make a better *****.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest!

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    clulup .....this one is to make sure neither Libs or Conservatives are being bashed:
    Last edited by HobbesIsReal; 07/06/2005 at 03:52 PM.
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    MaxiMunK.com The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
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    Well, you did say Stooopid. This one is for Dee Zaster.


    MaxiMunK.com The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
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    National Bulemic Society

    HELP! I've eaten and I can't throw up!

    (I made that one up way back when)
    Using my treo 650 for business:
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    Last edited by HobbesIsReal; 07/06/2005 at 03:43 PM.
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    Two wrongs don't make a right...but 3 lefts do.

    I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

    Yes it's my truck and NO I won't help you move.
    "If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
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    Quote Originally Posted by leadtrumpetdave
    Yes it's my truck and NO I won't help you move.
    It is amazing how many "friends" you discover you had when you own a truck...
    MaxiMunK.com The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    It is amazing how many "friends" you discover you had when you own a truck...
    Hey, I need to move my couch next weekend, can you help?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRamsauer
    Hey, I need to move my couch next weekend, can you help?
    You are off topic!

    Do not make me push the , and report you to yourself!
    MaxiMunK.com The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    It is amazing how many "friends" you discover you had when you own a truck...
    No kidding. I have the title to a truck I never drive...

    Pamela
    Using my treo 650 for business:
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    Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an *****!
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
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    P.E.T.A. - People Eating Tasty Animals

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    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.


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    Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
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