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  1. #101  
    Avoid hangovers: Stay drunk!
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  2. #102  
    vote for bush...get a ****
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    #103  
    Frodo failed - Bush has the ring.
  4. #104  
    First things first - but not necessarily in that order.
  5.    #105  
    I'm serious...it was a joke.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  6. #106  
    "My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him"
  7. #107  
    I are college student.
    I speak well English.

    Don't blame me.
    I voted for Kerry.

    More Trees, Less Bush

    (On a biker's t-shirt, not a bumper sticker, but close enough):
    If you can read this,
    the bi*t*ch fell off.

    So many sidewalks
    So little time

    (On the back of a Ferrari, painted rather than a bumper sticker):
    He who dies with the most toys, wins.
    Bob Meyer
    I'm out of my mind. But feel free to leave a message.
  8.    #108  
    I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  9. #109  
    My other ride... Is your husband...

    True!!! I used to live in Las Vegas and saw it there!
  10. #110  
    On a Harley riders helmet
    Please tell your kids to stop staring at me!!!
  11.    #111  
    You are driving to close.. I can see your bald spot.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  12. #112  
    Missing: An ***** from Texas. Please return as soon as possible.
  13.    #113  
    Honk If You Want To See My Finger
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  14. #114  
    Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
    iPhone 4S
    Former Treo & Storm Owner
    Cigar Lover
  15.    #115  
    I can go from zero to b***h in 4.2 seconds
    Last edited by clairegrrl; 07/27/2005 at 08:05 AM.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
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    #116  
    Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole.
  17.    #117  
    All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  18. #118  
    So many pedestrians,
    So little time.
    Bob Meyer
    I'm out of my mind. But feel free to leave a message.
  19. #119  
    If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
    iPhone 4S
    Former Treo & Storm Owner
    Cigar Lover
  20.    #120  
    Hang-up & Drive
    Well behaved women rarely make history

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