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  1. #61  
    "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  2. #62  
    "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  3. #63  
    "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  4. #64  
    "Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  5. #65  
    "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  6. #66  
    "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  7. #67  
    "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  8. #68  
    "I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  9. #69  
    Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  10. #70  
    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  11. #71  
    Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
  12. #72  
    There are 10 types of people: those who know binary math and those who don't.
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
  13. #73  
    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  14. #74  
    "My kid passed his physical!"
  15. #75  
    Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
  16. #76  
    Too many freaks
    Not enough circuses
  17. #77  
    No matter how good looking she is
    There is someone who is tired of her s**t.
  18. #78  
    Kerry - Edwards 2004
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    #79  
    Reality is for those who can't afford drugs
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    #80  
    "If it's Brown, flush it"

    Seen when Pat Brown was running for CA governor
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