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  1. #41  
    Quote Originally Posted by elder_shawn
    Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
    That sounds like something I would be interested in!

    "If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
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    My Favorite!

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  3. #43  
    Quote Originally Posted by leadtrumpetdave
    That sounds like something I would be interested in!

    I have my own method of ridding the kittens.
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    5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions!
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    Keep honking. I'm reloading.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    A closed mouth gathers no feet.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Adults are just kids who owe money.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe

    I survived the Battle of Endor

    Palpatine, save me from your followers

    My other starship is an SSD

    Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon

    Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully

    Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial

    X-wing pilots do it better

    WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, i *did* see that movie, why do you ask?

    Poodoo happens...

    "My other vehicle is an AT-AT"

    "Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)"

    "If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"

    "The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"

    "I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"

    "Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"

    Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation

    Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management

    Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!

    Baby Ewok on Board

    Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board

    Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL

    My Other Car is an Incom T-16

    Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138

    Mon Mothma for Emperor!
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    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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    "I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
    "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
    - Albert Einstein
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