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  1. #21  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo

    The gene pool could use a lifeguard.



    I've seen a variation of that one:


    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    Never argue with an *****; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. - Author unknown
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    My Kid can beat up your Honor Student.
  3. #23  
    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    You are off topic!

    Do not make me push the , and report you to yourself!
    No, that was a bumper sticker I saw. It had an AI-based system hooked up to a camera and a LED display to show that message only when a truck is parked behind me.

    Yeah, that's it. So you were off topic.
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    If you are off topic in Off Topic, the thread will get moved where. . . . .?
  5. #25  
    Quote Originally Posted by Perry Holden
    If you are off topic in Off Topic, the thread will get moved where. . . . .?
    to the treo 650 forum off course.. since that seems to be the catch all forum
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    #26  
    I will hug your elephant if you kiss my ***.
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    I'm from Madison, WI and we've got 'em for all occasions!

    "You! Stop it! You know who you are!"
    Recognizing that I volunteered...
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    God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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    "Oh I got it... Your parents are cousins"
    Iím a lucky man to count on both hands
    The ones I love..

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    You can't fix dumb
    Dr. Ruth is a Virgin
    Suck Mean People -transpose of the popular Mean People Suck obviously
    Poo Poo Occurs
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    Keep honking, I'm reloading.


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    Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.


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    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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    It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.


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    #32  
    Envision Whirled Peas
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    Don't vote....it will only encourage them.
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    American for ***** Free Society
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    Life is sexually transmitted
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    My wife complains that I never listen to her
    ...or something like that.
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    #37  
    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTiger
    Life is sexually transmitted
    What about people without a life? Were they test tube babies?
    Last edited by sjuffe; 07/08/2005 at 03:58 PM. Reason: spelling error
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    All those in favor of reducing gasoline consumption, raise your right foot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMike

    Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
    I love it!

    Cover me. I'm changing lanes."

    "Work is for people who don't know how to fish"

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    Ask me about my vow of silence.

    Today's subliminal message is: ( )

    I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

    A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

    I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

    Does your train of thought have a caboose?

    Is it time for your medication or mine?

    How do I set the laser printer to stun?

    Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    Camping is INTENTS!
    Who am I, sir? A Utah man am I A Utah man, sir, and will be till I die!
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    Love means nothing to a tennis player
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