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  1. #21  
    Quote Originally Posted by jamespaulritter
    That's friggen hilarious grath, I just had a vasectomy 30 minutes ago and I laughed so hard it felt like I was kicked in the _ _ _ _.
    Soooooo, are you feeling like you lost a little weight?
    ~ ScandaLous ~
  2. #22  
    Quote Originally Posted by scandalex
    Soooooo, are you feeling like you lost a little weight?
    And a little less than a man?
    MaxiMunK.com The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
  3. #23  
    I love scotch... scotch, scotch, scotch.
    .
  4. #24  
    Quote Originally Posted by jamespaulritter
    That's friggen hilarious grath, I just had a vasectomy 30 minutes ago and I laughed so hard it felt like I was kicked in the _ _ _ _.
    ChilliG35 hums the Nutcracker Suite ......
    Palm m505 -> Treo600 (GSM ATT) -> Treo650 (Cingular) -> BB8700g -> BB Pearl
    "The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."
  5. #25  
    Ya know... Something just dawned on me.

    If I didn't know any better, I'd be me, several years ago.
    .
  6.    #26  
    Quote Originally Posted by scandalex
    Soooooo, are you feeling like you lost a little weight?
    Weight off my mind, no more babies for me, licence to _ _ _ _. ( Posted from the Treo, I can't reach the computer )

    Back off topic:
    What did Buddah say to the hot dog vendor,,,,,,,,,,,make me one with everything :-)
  7. #27  
    Quote Originally Posted by jamespaulritter
    Weight off my mind, no more babies for me, licence to _ _ _ _.
    Anal would've solved that...
    MaxiMunK.com The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

    Remember: "Anyone that thinks the Treo should just work right out of the box, shouldn't own a Treo..."
  8. #28  
    In honor of James ...

    A man pulls up at the medical clinic, leaving his wife and kids in the car, and races inside. "We're leaving on vacation out of the country, and my wife says I need to be vasectomised immediately!" The doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. Snip, snip, and it's done. So the guy shuffles back to the car and gingerly lowers himself back into the driver's seat. "So, are you vaccinated, then?" asks his wife.
    Palm m505 -> Treo600 (GSM ATT) -> Treo650 (Cingular) -> BB8700g -> BB Pearl
    "The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."
  9. #29  
    Did you hear about the new drink called "The Vasectomy"?
    Its Dry Sack on the Rocks.
    Palm m505 -> Treo600 (GSM ATT) -> Treo650 (Cingular) -> BB8700g -> BB Pearl
    "The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."
  10. #30  
    James...Ice is your friend
  11.    #31  
    What in the world is that little nipple on the f key on the Treo keyboard?
  12.    #32  
    Quote Originally Posted by chillig35
    waiter ...
    there's a soup on my fly!
    S exy
    O ver developed
    U nderdressed
    P ortuguese girl
  13. #33  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Dont worry...he's a nurse
    James, did you get a Male Nurse Action Figure for Christmas when you were a kid?
  14. #34  
    Quote Originally Posted by chillig35
    ChilliG35 hums the Nutcracker Suite ......
    Wasnt Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Nutcracker??
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  15.    #35  
    No, noooo, ohh angry potato, just Star Wars and Ninjas, stuff like that. My dad would not have allowed it he is a very manly man, rode a Harley fought in Vietnam, real good guy, tought me to box, put me in martial arts classes. In his younger days he wouldnt have told his friends his son was a nurse but today in his old age he tells people his son fixes peoples hearts and saves lives. I have worked on a cardiac unit for the last 7 years

    I would like to know what everyone had for breakfast today,,,I had cheerios
  16. #36  
    Cheetos
    MaxiMunK.com The Forum That Asks, "Are You Not Entertained?"

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  17. #37  
    nuttin honey
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  18.    #38  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    nuttin honey
    ohhh come on honey you can tell us,,,,,what did you have?
  19. #39  
    I just got up...My Mom hasnt made anything for me yet...Silly
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  20. #40  
    myoplex shake...mmmmmmm
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