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    NEWS From The year 2029

    * Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
    largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.

    * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
    speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
    livestock.

    * Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

    * Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
    the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

    * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
    years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.

    * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
    legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

    * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
    mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

    * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight
    loss.

    * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

    * Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

    * New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
    swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

    * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
    contributions to campaign accounts.

    * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


    And last but certainly not the least...


    * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.
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    This just in....Treo 660 release announced. No delivery date has been confirmed.

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