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  1.    #1  
    This is too funnny:

    Romanian hides stolen mobe in ******
    By Lester Haines (lester.haines at theregister.co.uk)
    Published Tuesday 19th April 2005 12:09 GMT

    A couple of years ago we reported (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/04...rings_in_body/) on the Jamaican mobile phone thief who got herself into a bit of a sticky situation in Negril when "a cellular phone which was stolen from a female shopper was found after it rang from within another shopper's ******".

    Yup, the criminal mastermind had "tamponed" the phone but a quick call to the number and her cover was blown. Cue a humiliating public extraction of said phone by furious owner who declared: "Mi nuh wan' dat deh phone fi use again, mi would dash it weh."

    Quite so. You'd think that this cautionary tale would be enough to deter even the most desperate mobe-lifter, but they obviously don't read Jamaica's Western Mirror in Romania, because light-fingered Ruxandra Gardian has been snared by the same "let's dial the number and see where she's stashed it" ploy.

    Gardian was fingered by a restaurant customer who said he saw her steal the phone from another diner, FemaleFirst reports (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/41722004.htm). Police quizzed the 34-year-old without success and were about to let her go when some bright spark suggested they call the mobe.

    "On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched," the report continues. You know the rest. Suffice it to say that a shaken officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

    The phone's owner has refused to take the device back, declaring it was "damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim". That should make entertaining reading and will doubtless reach the finals of the "Top Ten Mobile Phone Insurance Claims" awards for 2005.

    In the meantime, we'd like to make a simple suggestion to would-be female mobe-snatchers who intend to make good their escape with a 3G device concealed in their reproductive tract: stick it on vibrate or turn the bloody thing off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daThomas
    stick it on vibrate
    That's classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by daThomas
    Gardian was fingered by a restaurant customer
    Ummm...so to speak...
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    What kinda ringer do you use on a ****** phone, or just vibrate ?
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    "Waiter...there's a phone in my ******."
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    Quote Originally Posted by daThomas
    stick it on vibrate or turn the bloody thing off.
    The Treo vibrate is too weak so why bother?
  7.    #7  
    Quote Originally Posted by tippymn
    The Treo vibrate is too weak so why bother?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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    do we really want the phone back?
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    Gives a whole new meaning to "nature calling"
  10. #10  
    Quote Originally Posted by Felipe
    do we really want the phone back?
    Depends on the smuggler


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    At least it wasn't up the arse!
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    Got to love the wording throughout the article.

    Boddy.
    Tamponing
    Vibrate
    Finger
    Sticky

    Just to name a few of the choice words. :shakes head:
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    all sounds a bit fishy to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by murrayalex
    all sounds a bit fishy to me
    Probably smells fishy too
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    There was a MPG circulating via email a few weeks ago that depicted a woman retrieving a cell phone from her ******. I think it was a french commercial.
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    It would be impressive if it was a Blackberry !
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    Okay...here it is. Don't open unless you really want to see where a cell phone can fit. You've been warned.

    http://discuss.treocentral.com/announcement.php?f=6
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    My apologies to the Moderators.
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    lol, missed ur post, but I can only imagine it was a disaster of a pic


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    It was a video....if you are really interested, I'll PM you the link.
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