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    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
    [imagine that!]

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    [no, really?]

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    [Whatever!]

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    [ what a guy!]

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

    War Dims Hope for Peace
    [I can see where it might have that effect!]


    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    [you think?!]

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    [who would have thought!]

    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    [they may be on to something!]

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

    Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    [he probably IS the battery charge!]

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    [weren't they fat enough the first time?!]

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    [that's what he gets for eating those beans!]

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    [definitely worthy of a headline!]

    Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
    [that was really giving of himself!]

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    [boy, are they tall!]

    And the winner....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    [I certainly hope so!]

    These are the kind of things we learn in lecture classes.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
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    Lol
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad

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