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    As you live each day, don't certain thoughts or questions come to your mind?

    Sometimes you think "Where'd that come from?"

    Well, here we have a thread devoted to Life's Little Unanwered Questions.

    Write a question for those of us fellow t|c'ers to ponder. Not solve, mind you. Just ponder.

    Here's my first one, in honor of the Off Topic Thread Queen:

    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its ****"?
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    If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
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    Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
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    If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
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    Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

    And aren't you really parking on the driveway, not in the driveway? Why do we always say "Park in the driveway?" In what??
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    If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
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    How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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    Why do people say "never say never". Now you know that's not right, to say "never say never" you just said never twice.

    And why do I need ID to get ID. If I had ID I wouldn't Need ID.
    When the dark clouds gather on the horizon, when thunder and lightning fills the sky, When fate is but a glint in the eye of a fallen Rattler, And hopes are lost friends, When the sinew of the chest grows weary from those hard-charging linebackers, And the muscles in the legs grow tired from those hard-charging running backs ... You must remember that the Rattlers will... Strike, Strike, and Strike again.
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    If a Chick runs a the speed of sound can she still hear her iPod?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
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    Who was the first person to see a cow and say, "See those little dangly things hanging there? I'm going to drink whatever comes out of 'em!"
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    Why does an off topic thread almost inevitably involves talking about the chicken?
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    What did National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice tell President Bush about al Qaeda threats against the United States in a still-secret briefing on Aug. 6, 2001?
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
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    How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
    Bob Meyer
    I'm out of my mind. But feel free to leave a message.
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    How do Marine Biologist really know how many fish are in the ocean?
    Make It Happen!!
    If you don't, who will?
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    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    I's sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    When will I get my villa in Italy?
    Click below for the answer!
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    How can an ant live when it is dropped from a height of 30m?
    When the dark clouds gather on the horizon, when thunder and lightning fills the sky, When fate is but a glint in the eye of a fallen Rattler, And hopes are lost friends, When the sinew of the chest grows weary from those hard-charging linebackers, And the muscles in the legs grow tired from those hard-charging running backs ... You must remember that the Rattlers will... Strike, Strike, and Strike again.
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    To answer your question, answer this one: Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
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