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  1. #41  
    If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
  2.    #42  
    Can there be fog and clouds at the same time?
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  3. #43  
    How do you know when sour cream has gone bad?
  4.    #44  
    If toll roads are there to speed up traffic, why do they put toll plazas in the travel lanes?
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  5. #45  
    what's the difference between 1st & 2nd church of christ..& is the 2nd church of christ p*ssed about being 2nd?
  6. #46  
    why would P1 only put 32 mb of mem in t650 & even less useable than the t600?
  7.    #47  
    Why do we care?
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  8. #48  
    After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
  9.    #49  
    How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
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  10. #50  
    A real dilemma:

    Recently a commuter plane travelling between Saskatoon, Saskatchuwan and Edmonton Alberta experienced engine failure and crashed exactly on the border of the two Canadian provinces.

    The provincial authorities from both provinces had a dilemma in that because of the crash being exactly on the border between the two provinces they were unable to decide where to bury the survivors.

    Where do you think would've been appropriate?
  11.    #51  
    Quote Originally Posted by Big_OTR_Fan
    A real dilemma:

    Recently a commuter plane travelling between Saskatoon, Saskatchuwan and Edmonton Alberta experienced engine failure and crashed exactly on the border of the two Canadian provinces.

    The provincial authorities from both provinces had a dilemma in that because of the crash being exactly on the border between the two provinces they were unable to decide where to bury the survivors.

    Where do you think would've been appropriate?
    Silly, silly goose. Survivors don't get buried!
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  12.    #52  
    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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  13.    #53  
    Just for Chick Dance (considering her proclivity for water):

    Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
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  14.    #54  
    Why do stores have signs on the doors that say, "No pets allowed except seeing eye dogs"?
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  15. #55  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    ...and usually how do you feel after dealing with your Broker...
  16. #56  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Silly, silly goose. Survivors don't get buried!
    ... don't forget this is Canada, eh...
  17.    #57  
    Quote Originally Posted by Big_OTR_Fan
    ... don't forget this is Canada, eh...
    Your question goes with this I think.
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  18.    #58  
    Quote Originally Posted by Big_OTR_Fan
    ...and usually how do you feel after dealing with your Broker...
    That's why they call 'em "broker", 'cause you are!!!
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  19. #59  
    What the heck do you pack a shipment of styrofoam in?
  20. #60  
    Do striking sign-makers use blank signs?
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