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  1. #401  
    Why do those who insist that "what I do in the privacy of my own home is my business" also insist on making it public?
  2. #402  
    Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have an expiry date?
  3. #403  
    does two x wrong = right?
  4. #404  
    Don't fish know they're swimming in their own, well, you know?
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  5. #405  
    When you swim in the water, do you know if someone did something in it?
  6. #406  
    Whay aren't finished buildings called "builts"? (I think Gallagher made that one up.)
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  7. #407  
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  8. #408  
    Who's your daddy?
  9. #409  
    If there were only one way to communicate love to a significant other, would you rather express that love in action understanding you could never say it, or speak the words and be guaranteed the love of your words found resident in their heart but never be able to demonstrate it?
    Last edited by specimen38; 07/19/2005 at 04:33 PM.
  10. #410  
    Why is "How To Repair Your VCR." a videotape?
  11. #411  
    Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get to the pharmacy, but let healthy people by cigarettes right by the entrance?
  12. #412  
    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim
    Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get to the pharmacy, but let healthy people by cigarettes right by the entrance?
    Because the owners of the shop know that sick people will walk all the way to the pharmacy no matter what, while healthy people have to be seduced to smoke whenever possible by placing the cigarettes as visible as possible?
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  13. #413  
    Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
  14. #414  
    Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
  15. #415  
    Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

    That was a heck of a segue...
  16. #416  
    What is the plural of Grilled Cheese?
  17. #417  
    If there are smoking sections in restaurants, why aren't there peeing sections in swimming pools?
  18. #418  
    What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
  19. #419  
    Why is it that every time I get my truck detailed it rains?
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  20. #420  
    If you get up on an elephant, what do you get down from?

    oops, sorry - there actually is an answer to that question... highlight below to see:
    a duck...

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