Page 13 of 25 FirstFirst ... 38910111213141516171823 ... LastLast
Results 241 to 260 of 483
  1.    #241  
    Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  2. #242  
    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
  3.    #243  
    Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  4. #244  
    How come you choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
  5. #245  
    What did cured ham actually have?
  6. #246  
    Can you cry under water?
  7. #247  
    Why do you have to put your two cents in... but it's only a penny for your thoughts?

    Where's the extra penny going to?
  8.    #248  
    Quote Originally Posted by Big_OTR_Fan
    Why do you have to put your two cents in... but it's only a penny for your thoughts?

    Where's the extra penny going to?
    Already did this one ...
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  9.    #249  
    Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  10. #250  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Already did this one ...
    Not only did I lose my penny, I'm losing my mind...
  11. #251  
    Why do they call it the 7-year itch? What happens if it itches at 15-years, then what do you call it? ....What if it doesn't itch at all?
  12. #252  
    If something itches, shouldn't you scratch it?
    Make It Happen!!
    If you don't, who will?
  13. #253  
    If Santa is real then why am I going nuts at Walmart.
    "Everyday is a Gift, A Blessing, An Opportunity!" - GM

    Phone history: Treo 600, Treo 650, Treo Centro, Pixi, Centro again, 800w, Treo 755p, Palm Pre
  14. #254  
    You're dealing with Walmart and sending messages on your Treo at the same time? Man, you're good!
    Make It Happen!!
    If you don't, who will?
  15. #255  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Is Wal*Mart real?
    I'ld say so. I go there more than the North Pole. -lol
    "Everyday is a Gift, A Blessing, An Opportunity!" - GM

    Phone history: Treo 600, Treo 650, Treo Centro, Pixi, Centro again, 800w, Treo 755p, Palm Pre
  16. #256  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Women CAN multitask all the time
    My sentiments exactly. Although I'm at home planning a baby shower, packing for FL and getting ready to be the family hair dresser while on my Treo.
    "Everyday is a Gift, A Blessing, An Opportunity!" - GM

    Phone history: Treo 600, Treo 650, Treo Centro, Pixi, Centro again, 800w, Treo 755p, Palm Pre
  17. #257  
    At this point I think the Mall would be a better choice for me personally. But then the kids would not get it, missing Mickey and all.

    Have fun and get another hot dress!
    "Everyday is a Gift, A Blessing, An Opportunity!" - GM

    Phone history: Treo 600, Treo 650, Treo Centro, Pixi, Centro again, 800w, Treo 755p, Palm Pre
  18.    #258  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Women rule!
    Hum, did you say Florida? Say howdy to tjd for me OK? It is now 0-degrees F. with a -16F wind-chill in Minneapolis...wish I could be in Florida right now...but hey: I am going to the mall in a few seconds....LOL
    Going to be 80 tomorrow!!!!
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  19. #259  
    What was the theme song to 'Taxi'?

    Now try to get that out of your head
  20.    #260  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Is that 80f above?!
    Yes
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad

Posting Permissions