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    How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?






    Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.
    Treo 300, Treo 600 - Sprint

    I dream in code and TCP/IP sequence numbers.
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    wa wa wee wa! you real man! high five
    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one...
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    lol
    Treo 300, Treo 600 - Sprint

    I dream in code and TCP/IP sequence numbers.
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    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?




    Only one, but the bulb must want to change.
    Animo et Fide
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    What do you call a virgin on a waterbed
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    A cherry float.
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    The one to top em all...

    Any body familiar with mail, or newsgroups, will recognise the scenario in this tale...

    Q: How many mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: 1,001


    1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.

    41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

    109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb

    203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

    111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list.

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

    33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

    12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    19 to quote the "Me Too"s to say, "Me Three."

    4 to suggest that posters see the light bulb FAQ.
    Treo 300, Treo 600 - Sprint

    I dream in code and TCP/IP sequence numbers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SprintTreo600
    The one to top em all...

    Any body familiar with mail, or newsgroups, will recognise the scenario in this tale...

    Q: How many mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Indeed it sounded familiar:

    http://discuss.treocentral.com/showthread.php?t=48543
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
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    LMAO...i guess i'm the forum lurker eh...
    Treo 300, Treo 600 - Sprint

    I dream in code and TCP/IP sequence numbers.
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    pretty good ones. not really a joke here, but instead a few bumper stickers ive seen on the road this year:

    1) A man is incomplete until he's married, and then he's FINISHED.

    2) Gravity is a myth. The earth SUCKS.

    3) CAUTION: driver just doesnt give a sh@t!!

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