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  1. #61  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    My brother was born
    (Only kiddin')
    Actually: The year's date reads the same when turned upside down. That will not happen again until 6009.
    Damn girl, you are one smart Chick!
  2. #62  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo
    How about...

    What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
    An american president with half a brain that can keep his sexual urges under controll? :d
    /me starts running

    But seriously: that you the year upside down is the same?
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  3. #63  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo
    Damn girl, you are one smart Chick!
    And a sec faster than me too!
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  4. #64  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo
    And my wife just reminded me of this one:

    What crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.
    Suicide?
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  5. #65  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Suicide?
    ha! beat you this time!!
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  6. #66  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL. You beat me to the other one
    bugger, you beat me to the beat me...

    /start bealtes tune
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  7. #67  
    You two are fast! And absolutely correct once again. Ok, another...

    An army general wanted ten soldiers to cross a river. There was no bridge and the soldiers could not swim. The general saw a row boat in which were two children. The boat could only hold two children OR one soldier at once.
    How did the soldiers cross the river in the boat?
  8. #68  
    And in a similar vain...

    A man transports a fox, a duck and corn in a boat. The boat is only capable of transpoting himself and one of the other three with each crossing.
    How did he succeed in crossing them all without letting the fox eat the duck or the duck eat the corn?
  9. #69  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo
    You two are fast! And absolutely correct once again. Ok, another...

    An army general wanted ten soldiers to cross a river. There was no bridge and the soldiers could not swim. The general saw a row boat in which were two children. The boat could only hold two children OR one soldier at once.
    How did the soldiers cross the river in the boat?
    Call in airsupport to lift them over by heli
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  10. #70  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Start with 2 children crossing.
    One child gets out of boat, other returns.
    Child gets out, soldier crosses.
    Soldier gets out, child returns.
    Both children cross...etc...
    That was my backup sollution too, but I like the airlift better...
    BTW kids dont belong in a warzone..
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  11. #71  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Start with 2 children crossing.
    One child gets out of boat, other returns.
    Child gets out, soldier crosses.
    Soldier gets out, child returns.
    Both children cross...etc...
    The Chick wins again! Can you be stumped????
  12. #72  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    That was my backup sollution too, but I like the airlift better...
    BTW kids dont belong in a warzone..
    I like your solution better! You got me there....
  13. #73  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo
    The Chick wins again! Can you be stumped????
    I object!!
    My sollution was both quicker and technically correct!
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  14. #74  
    <sigh>

    A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  15. #75  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    I object!!
    My sollution was both quicker and technically correct!
    Objection noted, and.......OVERRULED!!!!!
  16. #76  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo
    <sigh>

    A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
    too easy, the room with the lions.. they cant survive starvation for 3 years!
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  17. #77  
    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraOrdinaryJo
    Objection noted, and.......OVERRULED!!!!!
    Don't make me get my moderator magic wand and change what you said
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  18. #78  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    Don't make me get my moderator magic wand and change what you said
    Oh NO....NOT AGAIN!!! Abuse of power! Foul! Foul!
  19. #79  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    too easy, the room with the lions.. they cant survive starvation for 3 years!
    Yeah, that one was pretty easy.

    OK, I'm sure I'll remember some more as this is now all I can think about!
  20. #80  
    How many different ways can you make change of a dollar using Quarters, Dimes, Nickles, and Pennies?

    Examples:
    100 pennies = $1
    3 Quarters, 2 Dimes, 1 Nickle = $1
    Etc...
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