View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #101  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Gosh. OK, that's funny but still: She's charming in the most peculiar way!
    So is a porcupine, but I don't want to hug one!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  2. #102  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    How does a farm chicken knows so much about Hydrogen?
    She rode on my back. Believe me that Chicken knows Hydrogen....and Sulfur.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  3. #103  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    This is a wonderful thread. I read it like a mystery novel that never ends. I hope Steven Spielberg is reading this thread and thinking of making it a thriller movie. Chick: Can you see yourself starring in a movie?!
    Okay, I think we have to help Oops and Steven cast the Thread.

    Suggestions?

    Caution, this could get ugly.....lol
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  4. #104  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    AFLACCCCC!!!! Chicky is flirting with a Brit. AFLACCCCCC!! Better show your face here or you start losing out to PB.
    She's out of town. I actually know Chick in person and she has tickets to the Pistons-Lakers game. I assume she has her Treo with her...
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Don't get all soft on me now Chick, you were bombarding me with Hydrogen filled eggs a few posts ago.
    Knowing her she'd rather die than be soft
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDDriver
    So is a porcupine, but I don't want to hug one!
    Priceless. Again. But she's a better dancer. No?
  5. #105  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    She's out of town. I actually know Chick in person and she has tickets to the Pistons-Lakers game.
    Is she married? Age? What does she look like? Tell us all the gossip possible. We won't tell, right guys?
  6. #106  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    She's out of town.
    Is she with that no-brain AFLAC Dude or Funny-Guy-ACD?
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  7. #107  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Is she married? Age? What does she look like? Tell us all the gossip possible. We won't tell, right guys?
    My lips are sealed. Speak into the Carnation though please.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  8. #108  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    Is she with that no-brain AFLAC Dude or Funny-Guy-ACD?
    Not me!!

    I am home in the bosum of my family....well, not the bosum really, more like the basement, and certainly not the bosum of the whole family
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  9. #109  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Is she married? Age? What does she look like? Tell us all the gossip possible. We won't tell, right guys?
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDdriver
    My lips are sealed. Speak into the Carnation though please.
    My lips are sealed too...
    Friends don't tell on friends. And besides, you can ask her yourself. I will say this: We met at a workshop in NYC and she's charming and outgoing as she is here. In fact, she encouraged me to buy a Treo and participate in this forum. End of story
    One more thing: She's visiting her brother who lives in the Detroit area and the two of them are going to the game. So if you see a dancing Chick at the game Sunday, you'd know who it is...
  10. #110  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    One more thing: She's visiting her brother who lives in the Detroit area and the two of them are going to the game...
    Shucks, ACD, you do have a good alibi...
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  11. #111  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    She rode on my back. Believe me that Chicken knows Hydrogen....and Sulfur.
    Finally, someone picks up on the H2S that I mentioned before. ACD, you must have made some stink bombs during your younger years....
  12. #112  
    I don't know about you guys, but I will be watching the Pistons-Lakers game on TV tonight, with my binoculars, hoping to spot a Dancing Chick...
  13. #113  
    I hate to admit this: But I miss that chicken. This forum is dull without her. At least the "Off Topic" section is...
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  14. #114  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    I hate to admit this: But I miss that chicken. This forum is dull without her. At least the "Off Topic" section is...
    Me Too. That's why I sent my oldest out to pick up a bucket of KFC.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  15. #115  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Me Too. That's why I sent my oldest out to pick up a bucket of KFC.
    You have a way with showing your affection
  16. #116  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    You have a way with showing your affection
    mmmmmmm. I love Chicky!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm

    I don't know about Her, but her relatives are Finger Lickin' Good!!

    Mmmmmmmmm. Original reciepe...mmmmmmmmmmm

    I love to crunch the bones and suck the marrow out! mmmmmmmmm
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #117  
    ACD: Since you are going to delete your last post anyways (you do have a reputation here, ya know), I needn't worry about Chick reading this...LOL
  18. #118  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    ...I love to crunch the bones and suck the marrow out! mmmmmmmmm
    You are dead meat... I can't wait to read Chick's reaction.
  19. #119  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    mmmmmmm. I love Chicky!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm

    I don't know about Her, but her relatives are Finger Lickin' Good!!

    Mmmmmmmmm. Original reciepe...mmmmmmmmmmm

    I love to crunch the bones and suck the marrow out! mmmmmmmmm
    I had roast chicken last night, very nice and tender. Day old chicks are good for feeding to snakes as well... the cute little bundles of fluffy pet food
    Animo et Fide
  20. #120  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    You are dead meat... I can't wait to read Chick's reaction.
    In the words of the immortal Alli Bauble........pffffffffftttttttt!!

    lol, the first time I typed this it came out immoral...lol

    Hey! Where is Alli B? Hey! Woman! Leave those recruits alone and say Hi!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite

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