View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #1161  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    Didn't need air conditioning till global warming kicked in (must be all those SUVs over the pond

    With the pissy little engines in the Range Rover you really cant call those SUV's
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  2. #1162  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Do we? What on earth are you on about?

    An important set of three silver-gilt knives specially commissioned for Queen Anne in 1710 and crafted by Francis Garthorne, Goldsmith to the Crown from 1702-1723. Each knife bears the Royal Armorial and the Queen’s monogram of 'AR' and the domes are pierced with exotic figures smoking pipes under pagodas surrounded by birds and scrolls. This exquisite piercework was by the unknown 'Stencil Master,' a mysterious craftsman whose specialized in openwork at the turn of the 18th century.

    Told You so!
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  3. #1163  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    and we have longitude zero here in London (greenwich)

    You guys are like never on time...you use sundials instead of a clock and it's always cloudy...duhhh
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  4. #1164  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    er, - exactly, not to blame for all that CO2
    Dont you guys like burn alot of coal???
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  5. #1165  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Gosh she's a smart girl

    Chicky...please help!!! They are ganging up on me
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  6. #1166  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    Come on Clairegrrl, tell me when was I ever late?

    I think you are always early...but I thought it was cause of the one wish lamp
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  7. #1167  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    Nothing beats a real fire to warm you on those cold winter nights, chestnuts roasting, cat sitting blinking at the flames......

    Ummm...coal burning=CO2

    More then all the SUV's in the US combined
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  8. #1168  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    It took me a while to read all the latest threads. Men are to be handled only with charm
    Sounds good. I hope you didn't miss the only useful post about "Unauthorized Freud".
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  9. #1169  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Tulip: What's my prize for passing your previous record-thread-postings?
    Make a wish.

    In addition: everybody posting in this thread breaks a record, isn't that something?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  10. #1170  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Never thought of it this way...

    There's a waiting-list for the lamp. When it's YOUR turn -- make your wish

    Ohh Chick...in addition to your beauty and talent...You are the smartest. You da Chick
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  11. #1171  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ... Remember ClaireBabeFace: Men only operate with 57% cortex. They are quite limited!
    I'm working on 58%-60%! I only really need 50%, but I was hoping to impress you!

  12. #1172  
    Hey Chick, is your phone off? Gotta talk with you quickly...
  13. #1173  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Most men function quite well with (just) 50% cortex; sorry that you are not unique, M129
    You are right, men function well with only 50% of their cortex. That's because men have a cortex that is about 280% of a female cortex, so even with only half of that we still have over 40% more than women! But I am sure you knew that!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  14. #1174  
    Hello clulup. On a rare occasion that I am here during the day I should be courteous.
    Bye Chick, see you 2nite with your significant-other....
  15. #1175  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Hello clulup. On a rare occasion that I am here during the day I should be courteous.
    Hello to you, Muziek. Chick-Dance suggested we should spend a weekend together:
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    You need a weekend with Muziek, I swear!
    and sent me your number (upon my request, I admit it):
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Good idea. Send me her phone number.
    Sorry I couldn't call yet, let's wait until Chick-Dance is on vacation, you know how jealous she can get...

    Oh, and something else: we have already learned from your rare appearances here that
    - she is always late
    - she tries to get the guys excited (I still find that highly unlikely, but if YOU say so....?)

    Anything else we should know? I mean, can she cook, is she a nice person in general - she must have some good sides if she is your friend?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  16. #1176  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    I'm working on 58%-60%! I only really need 50%, but I was hoping to impress you!


    Mike...just go rub your lamp
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  17. #1177  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Oops...I forgot to turn it on. Ok, I am all-ears
    Got my rabbit ears on and I wanna get chummy..chummy
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  18. #1178  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    It took me a while to read all the latest threads. Men are to be handled only with charm They get defensive and bruised when a women shows wit! Remember ClaireBabeFace: Men only operate with 57% cortex. They are quite limited!
    my god woman, you don't half spew forth some top notch entries from "the big book of sexist cliches".......quite frankly it's nice to see a woman with wit...it would be even nicer to see one on this thread
  19. #1179  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Got my rabbit ears on and I wanna get chummy..chummy
    - yes, I can see that from your photo
  20. #1180  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Mike...just go rub your lamp
    Only need about 10% for that!

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