View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #621  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    I really liked the movie "Shakespeare in Love" with Gwyneth Paltrow that was out a few years ago
    And now we learn from the above Sonnets that Shakespeare would probably have preferred Leonardo di Caprio...
  2. #622  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    See, PeterBrown? It's not Clairgrrl's fault if she knows more about foreign literature than you do...

    Besides, I was referring to Clairegrrl's mixed feelings when it comes to Brits...
    I know there's bound to be some Swiss authors, just none of Shakespeare's stature that's all. I'm talking internationally famous, like Goethe for example (to use a non-English example). Not just known to literature students and Swiss people.
    I have to admit though, Clairegrrl probably does know more about that than I do, I know how to speak and write English but I'm not too well versed in lit. What do you expect, I'm a metallurgist!

    As for Claire's mixed feelings when it comes to Brits, she just views us as her obvious superiors and she resents that.
    Animo et Fide
  3. #623  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    What do you expect, I'm a metallurgist!
    That's interesting. I was born a catholic, but I quit when I grew up.
  4. #624  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    That's interesting. I was born a catholic, but I quit when I grew up.
    Animo et Fide
  5. #625  
    I noticed that we have two challenges going on here, both of which involve Ms. Chick:
    1. Jell-O wrestling with Oops. I am betting $5 on Chick. I predict that the poor cat won't survive one round.
    2. Golf tourney with m00se. I am putting $5 on m00se. His avatar says it all: A pro golfer! Sorry Chick, you have no pray.
    Anyone else is putting money on the table? Consider this a fundraiser for TC
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  6. #626  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    I know there's bound to be some Swiss authors, just none of Shakespeare's stature that's all.

    Shakespeare couldnt build a clock
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  7. #627  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Shakespeare couldnt build a clock
    - possibly because he died about 50 years before the world's first pendulum clock was made !!
  8. #628  
    Quote Originally Posted by murrayalex
    - possibly because he died about 50 years before the world's first pendulum clock was made !!
    Actually it was only 40 years. Shakespeare died April 25, 1616 while In 1656 Christiaan Huygens a Dutch scientist, made the first pendulum clock.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  9. #629  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    That's interesting. I was born a catholic, but I quit when I grew up.
    Hey Claudio...that was very good. Typical Englisher, he didnt seem to get it
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  10. #630  
    Peter, sir: Are you really a metallurgist? The other day I swallowed the lid of my tuna can and I need a specialist as yourself to extract that metal from my ores... My gosh, am I gonna die prematurely? Help!
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  11. #631  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    1. Jell-O wrestling with Oops. I am betting $5 on Chick. I predict that the poor cat won't survive one round.
    Thanks for nothin' Pink-Blanket. Just wait and see how I kick her petunias
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  12. #632  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    I am putting $5 on m00se. His avatar says it all: A pro golfer! Sorry Chick, you have no pray.
    I am hardly a pro. BTW, the tourney is scheduled for the weekend of July 30th, right Chick?
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  13. #633  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    I am putting $5 on m00se. His avatar says it all: A pro golfer! Sorry Chick, you have no pray.
    His location is Northern Woods...is that Like Tiger Woods??? Or like graphite woods?? I dont see where it says he's a golfer.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  14. #634  
    OIC...duhhh. He has a club in his hands
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  15. #635  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    OIC...duhhh. He has a club in his hands
    very sneaky. And it looks like a putter.
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  16. #636  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    ... 2. Golf tourney with m00se. I am putting $5 on m00se. His avatar says it all: A pro golfer! Sorry Chick, you have no pray.
    Ok, I will match your 5 for Chick. mOOse is no match for Chick's wit.
  17. #637  
    Oops: The easiest way to get rid of that lid is to melt it out. This will probably (depending on what it's made of) involve heating your stomach to about 1500C. We can stick you in one of our furnaces here, or you can have a go yourself with a blowtorch.
    Animo et Fide
  18. #638  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Oops: The easiest way to get rid of that lid is to melt it out. This will probably (depending on what it's made of) involve heating your stomach to about 1500C. We can stick you in one of our furnaces here, or you can have a go yourself with a blowtorch.
    As a biologist by education, I strongly advise against this procedure. I think the gravest danger you face (apart from PeterBrowns suggestion), is being shot e.g. at an airport because a metall detector says you carry an gun...

    PeterBrown, is platinum blonde considered common ore by metallurgists?
  19. #639  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    As a biologist by education, I strongly advise against this procedure. I think the gravest danger you face (apart from PeterBrowns suggestion), is being shot e.g. at an airport because a metall detector says you carry an gun...

    PeterBrown, is platinum blonde considered common ore by metallurgists?
    Yes indeed, although it's considerably more valuable and ornamental than Slag.
    Animo et Fide
  20. #640  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    The other day I swallowed the lid of my tuna can and I need a specialist as yourself to extract that metal from my ores... My gosh, am I gonna die prematurely? Help!
    Whatever you're gonna do...you better hurry before it's litterbox time! It would be like putting a "Big" round peg into a "little" round hole...OUCH!!
    Well behaved women rarely make history

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