View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #5721  
    clu-lu I don't know where you are hiding but here's a question for you, how many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  2. #5722  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    clu-lu I don't know where you are hiding but here's a question for you, how many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, because the undergraduate students have to change them...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  3. #5723  
    JPee, your links are truly "priceless" as CD would say (not that I would know what she would say or anything like that; it is more of a witch's guess on my part).
    Speaking of Nicole and Elizabeth, take a look at the three noses here and match them with the right person

    1. Nicole ________________
    2. Elizabeth ________________
    3. mine _______________
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    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  4. #5724  
    Golly, where did I leave my broom?
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  5. #5725  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    BTW mike did you see this story:
    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1444272.html
    Not until now. I feel *so* sorry for the guy!

    On the other hand, you are more likely to be flashed by pretty girls in a Ferrari than a Porsche. Well, that's what I hear anyway.
  6. #5726  
    1. Nicole -> 000
    2. Elizabeth -> 0000
    3. yours -> 00 (by process of elimination)
  7. #5727  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    1. Nicole -> 000
    2. Elizabeth -> 0000
    3. yours -> 00 (by process of elimination)
    Process of elimination? Just wait when I find my broom you'd be in big trouble.....

    Oh, yea, you are correct about the noses.
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  8. #5728  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    I've noticed a similar thing with boats - this girl flashed these guys sailing an america's cup boat but not ours
    What'z this with flashing women? From where I come from women flash their magic wands and make guyz humble...
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  9. #5729  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    or have I been watching charmed too miuch
    Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    BTW - super thunderstorm here in london tonight. Witching weather: grab your broomstick and come for a fly
    Sorry JPee, I am all booked for this evening. Gotta twitch my nose at several places and I am late as it is
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  10. #5730  
    Oh, JPee, Queen Gambit is my strongest suit, so plz bee-carefool, k?
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  11. #5731  
    Quote Originally Posted by ibrg
    Process of elimination? Just wait when I find my broom you'd be in big trouble.....
    Sounds like fun! I'll wait right here while you go look!
    Quote Originally Posted by ibrg
    Oh, yea, you are correct about the noses.
    So, what do I win?

    ...Oh, never mind.
  12. #5732  
    Quote Originally Posted by ibrg
    What'z this with flashing women? From where I come from women flash their magic wands and make guyz humble...
    I don't know if flashing women would make me humble, but I'm willing to give it a try. Anything for science and all that.
  13. #5733  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    1. Nicole -> 000
    2. Elizabeth -> 0000
    3. yours -> 00 (by process of elimination)

    I disagree with Mike's analysis...I think it's..

    1. You, the Witchipoo
    2. Nicole
    3. Elizabeth

    Quote Originally Posted by irgb
    Process of elimination? Just wait when I find my broom you'd be in big trouble.....
    Uh, excuse me Witchipoo. I have made it my personal quest to provide this thread with it's sophomoric scatalogical jokes. Please do not attempt to wrest this smelly crown from my head. Thank you.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  14. #5734  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I disagree with Mike's analysis...I think it's..

    1. You, the Witchipoo
    2. Nicole
    3. Elizabeth
    Uh, that's essentially what I said, so you don't disagree with me at all, which (or witch?) is good and proper!
  15. #5735  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    BTW-1: elizabeth who? maybe its being a brit, but our queenie - surely not?
    Uh, the one from your news URL!
  16. #5736  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    Doh!

    Bit early to be at the scotch already ain't it?


    And your right on you being right and me being wrong about you being wrong on the noses. You fooled me by changing the order....
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #5737  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Uh, excuse me Witchipoo. I have made it my personal quest to provide this thread with it's sophomoric scatalogical jokes. Please do not attempt to wrest this smelly crown from my head. Thank you.
    "sophomoric scatalogical jokes"? Now that's funny!
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  18. #5738  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    AC must be angling for the prize too. : )
    I have read somewhere that CD was giving prizes away. 'xcuse me? Prizes? Witches do not give prizes: But here's a quick nose twitch for solving the puzzle
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  19. #5739  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    There was some debate about that - apparently they never turned up.
    You mean she promised prizes and never delivered? That's a fowl's foul, no?
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    She was also in to swimming and would be interested in this:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4626823.stm
    Totally cool. Did I mention that I like swimming too? Swimming in a witch's cloths is very rewarding.
    Psssttt... Did you make your chess move yet?
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...
  20. #5740  
    Quote Originally Posted by ibrg
    "sophomoric scatalogical jokes"? Now that's funny!
    As opposed to the sophisticated scatalogical jokes, I guess.

    Say, don't the Brits own that space?

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