View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #5681  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    If anything, he should save her from that right-wing militant thinking....
    Ah, yes, well ... I think he may not be up to such a large task!
  2. #5682  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Ah, yes, well ... I think he may not be up to such a large task!
    I have full confidence in our dragon, even if the task seems impossible
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  3. #5683  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    I have full confidence in our dragon, even if the task seems impossible
    Okay, Mr. Dragon. Name that tune!
  4. #5684  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Yes, I believe that is likely the case.

    You should stick to that saving virgins thing. Play to your strengths, I say! Speaking of which, did you "save" Claire oh so long ago, and is that why she no longer visits?
    Nope, I didn't save Claire. I think there was some bad feelings WAAAAAY back and she chose to use her wit in other parts of the forum. She is still active I think...but mainly in the quasi-political forums. I wish her good luck and God-speed but I can't save her from her convictions...which she seems to hold incredibly deeply for such a young-un......

    I must now depart for the Christian store to see if those hot tub babes are working tonight....
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #5685  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I must now depart for the Christian store
    At what price can you buy them in the US?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #5686  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    At what price can you buy them in the US?
    The Christians or the hot tub babes? One is a dime a dozen, the other is expensive, expensive and expensive.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  7. #5687  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    The Christians or the hot tub babes? One is a dime a dozen, the other is expensive, expensive and expensive.
    babes are more expensive why?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  8. #5688  
    Treo Central is looking for moderators so I just nominated the Noodles Pretty clever ha?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  9. #5689  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Treo Central is looking for moderators so I just nominated the Noodles Pretty clever ha?
    Yeah, they are probably *so* glad you are around to make such suggestions!
  10. #5690  
    So it is Friday, does anyone have big plans for the weekend?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  11. #5691  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    So it is Friday, does anyone have big plans for the weekend?
    Uh, well, there's mowing and weeding. Our yard is (too) big, so that might qualify as "big" plans!
  12. #5692  
    Mowing, how exciting, comes to think of it, I got to mow too, yuck
    Where are all those Euro guys?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  13. #5693  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Mowing, how exciting, comes to think of it, I got to mow too, yuck
    Where are all those Euro guys?
    Probably sleeping or on vacation. Ever notice how they sleep at such strange hours?!? And they get like 100 days of vacation a year or something.
  14. #5694  
    Gosh this thread sux
  15. #5695  
    Quote Originally Posted by ibrg
    Gosh this thread sux
    Like a vacuum cleaner....but not as noisy.

    Your thoughtful addition has helped to fill the void though....

    Speaking of voids, Stay away from Fig Newtons....they are bad for you.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  16. #5696  
    I'd advise all new readers to start from the beginning. With the first post. Or else the spiritual milieu of this thread may be lost on you.
  17. #5697  
    Quote Originally Posted by christine
    I'd advise all new readers to start from the beginning. With the first post. Or else the spiritual milieu of this thread may be lost on you.

    I have spiritual mildew. With an agressive anti-biotic treatment and careful hygine it's controllable but not curable.



    PS Beer seems to help too!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #5698  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    Wot? This one?

    Surely not - hasn't reading all the many messages been a moving experience?

    Moving experience...that describes the Fig Newton reaction.......
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  19. #5699  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Probably sleeping or on vacation. Ever notice how they sleep at such strange hours?!? And they get like 100 days of vacation a year or something.

    And if your a Swiss Cheeser the goverment gives you a gun!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  20. #5700  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Like a vacuum cleaner....but not as noisy.
    Your thoughtful addition has helped to fill the void though....
    Speaking of voids, Stay away from Fig Newtons....they are bad for you.
    And lucky for you I am a good witch!..
    I am a good witch. Really. Boo!...

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