View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #5381  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    OMG, I am in trouble now. OK, OK, I see where this is going. I give up: I have a (tiny) tattoo above my right chick and a birthmark (cute and small) on my chick. Now lets talk about the weather or something.
    Now wait a second... that's NOT what was on the pic you sent me! Frankly, I always had the feeling those looked very much like Pamela Anderson. Sorry Chick-Dance, now I have to start investigating again!

    P.S.: Weather was VERY hot and sunny here over the weekend, more than 25° Celsius/77° Fahrenheit. Almost bikini weather!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  2. #5382  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    OMG, I am in trouble now. OK, OK, I see where this is going. I give up: I have a (tiny) tattoo above my right chick and a birthmark (cute and small) on my chick. Now lets talk about the weather or something.
    So does my wife. I wonder if they are similar...
  3. #5383  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    What? Pamela Anderson? I need an apology
    And if indeed, as you say, Ms. Anderson has a tattoo and a birthmark in those places, how would YOU know?
    Aren't those places part of the public domain in Ms. Anderson's case, open source so to say?

    Besides, what's so bad about Pamela Anderson, she is not totally ugly - ok, rather exaggerated in some (two) places. But most of all she is a strong advocate of animal welfare, isn't she? Specially for chicken, in the Chicken vs. KFC case. The CEO of KFC apparently wanted to invite her for luch: "“anywhere, any time,” to “help educate you more.” “I anxiously await your response and look forward to setting up a time for us to meet so that I can be certain you are kept fully abreast of our ethical practices,” Mr. Bitove wrote.

    Hey, this is not MTDN's the GMGD thread
    I know, I know. But I only mention the weather if it is exceptional, which it was over the weekend, at least for this time of the year:



    The lake is still at about 15° Celsius/60° Fahrenheit though...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  4. #5384  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I’ll turn down being a virgin for $1.5 million…
    So, we've established the price, now we just have to determine the place.

    Catching up on these posts takes WAY too long!!! No wonder nobody ever reads these things!! LOL
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #5385  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    I hear one has to learn the foreplay by heart, or what's it called, opening? Any ebooks you can recommend?
    Uh, you should never learn the foreplay by heart. It should come from the heart or the heat.

    As far as ebooks just do a search on Nicole Kiddman....
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  6. #5386  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    OMG, it is the dragon who saved me 10 times in the last 3 months! How are you sir Greeny? Would it be OK with your wife if I'd say: I missed you!?
    I am sure my wife would say something like, "Who? oh, Her, yeah, Whatever, are you home again?" She's intuitive and sensitive like that.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  7. #5387  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    As far as ebooks just do a search on Nicole Kiddman....
    Ok, I got it.

    Now what? Do I win a prize? Say, do you prefer redheads to blondes? What if the chicken of the thread gets jealous?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  8. #5388  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I never get jealous.
    Psttt….Tulip, there are rambling and rumors flying around about me being a 50-year old man (bald at that, yuiks) in other threads. I hold you accountable for all that ‘cuz you are now backpedaling on my true existence (surely I’d rather be P. Anderson than a bald, aging-man, but you get my driff, right?). So, it’s time to spill the (truthful) beans sir! Go ahead: Am I who I am claiming to be?
    My, my, my, what a difficult question... First, I would have to know who you claim to be. An ostrich, a dancing chicken, a teddy-bear, a cute model for glasses with a glass in her hand, a (female, non-bald but blonde, teaching, chess-playing, capitalistic-liberal, vegetarian, swimming, volleyball-playing) model for god-knows-what... you are none of the first four, I am quite sure about that. The last part COULD be true, in theory, I don't know of any contradicting data at least. What do I know, have we met?

    I actually believe (though agnostic in principle ) that it is true and the avatars you show, at least the ones you officially claim are yours, are indeed yours... Does this answer the question to your satisfaction?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  9. #5389  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Pnina Rosenblum. Not that I would have found out. I don't know as much about models and the cosmetic industry as murrayalex. Plus, I am still devastated from my previous failure (about the chess lady)...

    Ms. Rosenblum seems to be an interesting and multi-faceted case.
    I was going to say perhaps she is famous for, judging by the photo, setting a new world record in the amount of make up one person can wear ??
  10. #5390  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    And how come clulup has special inside knowledge? what gives?
    What do you think how difficult it was to install that 24/7 video surveillance system without anybody noticing! Do you really think I am just going to tell how I did it?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  11. #5391  
    Ok, here's a family video, Ms. Chicken is the younger sister appearing later in the video. Parts of that video were later used in a commercial, that is why it may look familiar to you. Here's the link.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  12. #5392  
    I believe! I want to believe! If anyone has evidence to the contrary... Please keep it to yourself!
  13. #5393  
    lol
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  14. #5394  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance

    How are you today sxtg?
    Super! and yourself?
  15. #5395  
    Damn you C-D, you lured me into your AFLAC web!!!

    Note, that I said (and of couse, this is my opinion) that 95% fall into the woolly fat man category.

    So, to clear up any misunderstandings about C-D, I am 95% sure she falls into the other 5%.

    Be that as it may, even though I am not fully 100% convinced, and though I probably disagree with most her political views, the fact that we both share a love for The Great American Pastime as well as all things Apple, allows me to look past the remote possibility (5%) of a Vast Chick-Dance Conspiracy.

    am I the last Treocentralite to post in this thread?
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  16. #5396  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Spring Fever is all over the place
    I imagine you notice (or are subject to) it more than most

    What grade do you teach?
  17. #5397  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I teach special education in NYC. Love it. And what do you do please?
    Realtor
  18. #5398  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Cool.
    My hubby and I just bought a house in Minneapolis (moving there). How's biz going? Would you say the housing market bubble has busted?
    Depends on the market. It is still rising but I believe the foundation to be fragile. I live/work in a small retirement communtiy that does well in any market. Historically when the average market falls we tend to explode.
  19. #5399  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL
    Thanks Insertion (for loving baseball and disagreeing with my political views and for giving me the 5%) I forever owe you my gratitude and a big hug.
    Psstttt….. to increase my percentage even further (from 95% to 99.9% perhaps), ask Tulip (a.k.a. clulup, PhD) how many pictures (total) he received from me, from different stages in life (high school and on). Also ask him if they seem authentic to him. And, last, but not least, ask him if after all the emails we have had, he thinks I sounded like a “woolly fat man category.”
    I'm not so sure I want to see these pictures you speak of!

    Oh, and lest there be any more confusion, regarding your post #8,222:
    a. Women couldn’t be intelligent enough to post (therefore it must be men behind their names).
    b. Women know nothing about technology (therefore it must be men behind their names).
    c. IF a real woman actually does post on TC, she couldn’t possibly be good looking (I know, I am giving myself credit, sorry).
    As to A & B, never implied that. (I know you meant another poster, but just so others don't confuse my comment with those...)
    As to C, I can say there actually are some very good looking women here. (and perhaps a Woolly Fat Man as well)

    and now I have posted twice...will I ever escape the AFLAC web??
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  20. #5400  
    Quote Originally Posted by Insertion
    and now I have posted twice...will I ever escape the AFLAC web??
    Probably not! I share your sense of uncertainty.

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