View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #5181  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Hum... Last time I checked I DO live on an island and I really don't want to leave it, but it looks as though I will be.......
    Uh, why's that? Did I miss something?
  2. #5182  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I agree. Let's buy her an iPod, shell we?


    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Hey! How's come nobody is volunteering to buy *me* an iPod?
    You can borrow the one I get when I'm done with it.

    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    So, here's a question. Who would you rather have been stranded with on the Gilligan's Island?
    And where is this? Do we have NASA snapshots?

    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    'Comon now ChickenNoodles, buy him an iPod. And buy Christine one too. 'Cus after all, you do work for Apple, right? I mean your web site is full of Apple's paraphernalia
    Yes he needs one too, or he won't stop nagging me to borrow mine. I know him. There is a situation with a certain Volvo. I should not say more.
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  3. #5183  
    Quote Originally Posted by christine600
    You can borrow the one I get when I'm done with it.
    Yeah, right! Just put it in the Volvo's glovebox when you are "done" with the car as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by christine600
    And where is this? Do we have NASA snapshots?
    Unfortunately not, it's an "uncharted desert isle."

    But exactly where it is doesn't really affect the question. (Which I've noticed you and Chick seem reluctant to answer for some reason! )

    Quote Originally Posted by christine600
    Yes he needs one too, or he won't stop nagging me to borrow mine. I know him. There is a situation with a certain Volvo. I should not say more.
    Who, me?

    Oh, on the Volvo, I should probably mention, I want it! I want it! I want it!
  4. #5184  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Loooooooooooong story........
    We have patience Noodles, so go head and entertain us
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  5. #5185  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    1. Mr. Kent -- Daniel-Day = Lewis and Clark
    2. Jay Silverheels -- Belafonte = Harry and Tonto

    I am so lost. What's all this gibberish? Where's ACD when there's a need for law and order in this thread? We need a sheriff!
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  6. #5186  
    Hello everyone, it is nice to see that this thread is still alive and kicking. Oh, by the way, m00se, I just got back from Safeco Field and saw your MN Twins beating up on my Mariners. I think it is going to be another frustrating year for the Mariners. But at least we have a beautiful new stadium unlike your doughnut dome
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  7. #5187  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    I just got back from Safeco Field and saw your MN Twins beating up on my Mariners. I think it is going to be another frustrating year for the Mariners. But at least we have a beautiful new stadium unlike your doughnut dome
    Shouldn't this post be in the Baseball Thread? Hey welcome back pinky lion. Or is it tiger? It's nice to see you again.
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  8. #5188  
    How does the NRA (National Rifle Association, USA) celebrate diversity?
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    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  9. #5189  
    Chick-Dance where did the black and white vintage beauty go?

    I was working up to Wooing her from that duck

    I almost worked up the courage to take off my mask and reveal the real me
  10. #5190  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    2. Jay Silverheels -- Belafonte = Harry and Tonto

    Tonto, and his "Kemo Sabe", the Lone Ranger?


    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  11. #5191  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Hello jamespaulritter and welcome to the AFLAC family. Rest assure that your safety is our number one concern here
    I thought busting peoples B*lls was our number one concern?


    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #5192  
    Who is in the picture?
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  13. #5193  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Who is in the picture?
    Pepe LeBeanbag?

    Chuckie Chinmusic?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  14. #5194  
    I read a nice story about Condi Rice - yes, really!

    When she was Head of Stanford University in California, a nervous Jonathan Roughgarden came into her office. The 52 year old professor told her that he had plans for personal change, and showed her a picture of those plans, asking whether that would be a problem for the university.

    As the story goes, Rice looked at the picture and answered: "No, no problem. you will be a beautiful woman". Now the professor is Ms. Joan Roughgarden.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  15. #5195  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Pepe LeBeanbag?

    Chuckie Chinmusic?
    I get the impression you don't know much more about fieldhockey than I do, or what's it called?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  16. #5196  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Going on a limb here.
    A couple of clues:
    1. Yankees uniform
    2. Catcher's name ends with "LI"
    3. Batter wears two blue wristbands

    My conclusion:
    Batter is Derek Jeter (always wears blue wristbands)
    Catcher is Doug Mirabelli (too obvious)
    Hey, I checked this and you are absolutely right!! Bravo, Ms. Chicken!

    So it is called Baseball? The guy squatting on the floor reminded me a bit of sumo, and so I thought the other guy standing in front of him was the referee...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  17. #5197  
    Baseball is really fun, clulup and Jpahl, you should try it on your satellite dish sometimes.
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  18. #5198  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Okee,
    This picture is quite unique and interesting. Guess why.
    SwissTulip and BritJpahl with their mistresses? What do I get? And don't offer those bikinis, I want something more real.
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  19. #5199  
    Oh, so you are in Minnesota ha? (I read it on MTDN, by the way....always lurking there...) That's only 4 hours from Madison. You can steal the family van and drive down here. I will buy you the biggest mug of cappuccino in Wisconsin! and then you could help me and ACD (he hired me cos he was falling behind) saving some virgins cos god knows there aren't any left in Minnesota
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  20. #5200  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    You are just jealous 'cuz SwissLand has no baseball. No summer 'brats' full of grease, sauerkraut and catsup in the hot sun with sexy sun glasses and half naked men and women singing the seventh-inning-stretch: "Take Me Out To The Ball-game.....!"
    So you are jealous. But that's OK
    I am beginning to understand... the coolness of baseball experience has nothing to do with what is actually happening on the field, it's the half naked men, the singing women, the sauerkraut and catsoup?
    (Note the , I don't want to get banned for a week or two! )
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)

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